Trying Our Quest: A D&D Improv Comedy Actual-Play Podcast
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Trying Our Quest: A D&D Improv Comedy Actual-Play Podcast
Ep 23: Murder at the Olive Guard Inn (Theatrical Winterlude)
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The party investigates a murder. Rex plays it rich, Lucy knows about wolves, Janus makes a friend, and Patch throws himself into his work.
Episode credits:
Editing by Chloe O’Donnell / @chlo.donnell
Theme song by Tony Brophy / @anthonybroph
Cover art by Caroline Petroff / @hellofafever
Additional music by Chloe O'Donnell / @chlo.donnell and Shane Jordan / @sjordanx2
Cast:
Chloe O’Donnell / @chlo.donnell
Matt Morin / @moremorin
Sara Katrenich @sara_katrenich
Shane Jordan / @sjordanx2
Spenser Willden / @spenserwillden
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Welcome back to Trying Our Quest. We're your Quest bud.
SPEAKER_05Hi. Hi, everyone.
SPEAKER_03We're gonna play some Rollicking, Rollicking DD.
SPEAKER_01I'm so excited.
SPEAKER_06Wow.
SPEAKER_03Uh but first thing we're gonna introduce ourselves. We're gonna be telling you a little bit about our character's survival score.
SPEAKER_06So who would like to Sorry, Spencer? I'm sorry to interrupt. Um, instead of survival, can we actually do something? I have a question that I want to ask first for this week.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, we can do survival next week. That's fine. That works. Yeah, great.
SPEAKER_06Because we probably won't have time to do both.
SPEAKER_05Okay, my question is what is your character's favorite invention? Our character's favorite invention?
SPEAKER_06Invention. What's Lucy's favorite invention?
SPEAKER_10What would you why maybe make you think that?
SPEAKER_06Um hi everyone. My name is Sarah Katrenich, and I play Lucinae Knot. And Lucy's favorite invention is the crank, the handheld crank. Um, because you can do a lot of things with that. Um, especially like you can make animatronics that you can crank. And I think Lucy, uh, for one of her science projects, created a tea party with four other uh different um animatronics that she uh used a lot of gears and cranks, and um then pretended to have a tea party with uh four different friends. Wow. Yeah, wow. Wow. Yeah.
SPEAKER_03I like that even when we're talking about inventions, just the sheer sense of loneliness that comes through.
SPEAKER_06It's a lens through which she sees the world.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, yeah. Wow. And there's something touching in that. Yeah.
SPEAKER_01Hey, my name's Shane Jordan, and I play Janice Apalan. And you know, I think something that changed the world, and we'll all agree, the printing press is Johann Gutenberg. Janice is down with the printing press.
SPEAKER_05Excellent.
SPEAKER_01Uh yeah, the wizard Johannes Gutenberg inventing the printing press. You know, because then we wouldn't have books, and you know, I rely a lot on books. Um, and I like reading a book, and uh, I got my reading glasses for books.
SPEAKER_05So What's Janus' favorite book?
SPEAKER_01It's a children's book called uh The Snake Who Wanted Didn't It.
SPEAKER_05Oh, that's so sad.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. Oh, what happens to him? He figures it out. Oh, he couldn't. That's nice.
SPEAKER_10If he wanted to, and then he did it.
SPEAKER_01Well, everyone told him he couldn't, but then at the end he finds a way.
SPEAKER_05Wow. Wow, and we can all learn something from that. Yeah.
SPEAKER_01That's really beautiful. And it's a it's a touching story about ableism.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, absolutely.
SPEAKER_10Ties one of the yarn around his tooth, and then he is the he's the needle. Yeah. Oh yeah. Yeah.
SPEAKER_03I thought he was going to go threading.
SPEAKER_05I thought he would just use his tail. Yeah, he does.
SPEAKER_02Well, he tries that.
SPEAKER_03Yeah. There's a lot of different versions and a lot of different culture.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, the tr it translates different into different like.
SPEAKER_03I really prefer the Emily Wilson translation of the snake who like every culture has its dumpling, you know, every culture has its in the original one.
SPEAKER_05The snake uh dies in the end. Yeah, yeah. No, it's really dark. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that one I actually prefer.
SPEAKER_06Uh yeah, it's more lonely.
SPEAKER_03The snake wanted the snake wanted to knit and couldn't.
SPEAKER_01And couldn't, therefore, he froze during winter. Yeah. It was really sad. Yeah.
SPEAKER_05Hi everyone. My name is Chloe O'Donnell. Uh Chloe. Hi. And I play Patch and Edies, aka Patch. And um Patch's favorite invention is Clanky. His steel defender, his um, his little buddy. In Patch's shop, one of the things that uh Nikki convinced him to sell is like his little little tiny robots and do nothing machines and gizmos that he makes for fun. Um, and he's been trying to make them for a while to make them as realistic as possible. And Clanky's the furthest he's gotten. Um, he did create life. So that was pretty cool for him. Wow.
SPEAKER_03Umlike a god.
SPEAKER_05Not unlike a god.
SPEAKER_03And Patch is inevitable.
SPEAKER_05Patch is inevitable.
SPEAKER_07What's the difference?
SPEAKER_10What's the difference?
SPEAKER_07And you know, I think I think something I've discovered is that Patch really loves animals, but animals don't necessarily love him.
SPEAKER_05Yeah. So Patch or Clanky's been great for Patch to have as his little pet.
SPEAKER_03I relate to that on like a human level. It's like I love a book about animals, but like the idea of being near a horse, you know, like I don't fuck with that. Horses are scary.
SPEAKER_02I'm allergic. My mom had one. Oh, really? Yeah. Yeah. Hi, I'm Matt Morton. I play Rex. And Rex's favorite invention is the buckle. Because of his bell buckle that says cocky on it.
SPEAKER_08Yeah.
SPEAKER_02And if you're familiar with Rex's uh apparel, it's just sort of a chain mill toga dress just hanging off his face body so there's no buttons or zippers.
SPEAKER_10So the only thing really keeping him together is that buckle. Awesome. That's nice. That's really nice.
SPEAKER_06I'm glad you found it. Yeah.
SPEAKER_10Incredible. Me too.
SPEAKER_03So loud. We're gonna hear about it every episode.
SPEAKER_10It's insane. I know it's crazy. Strength now.
SPEAKER_03And also, everyone who sees you, their first impression is gonna be like that guy's got a belt buckle that says cocky on it. But also it has a root dress.
SPEAKER_01But also he's huge now, too. So it's like he's got one that says cocky, and also I'm not gonna fuck with that guy.
SPEAKER_03Yeah. A lot of people are noticing it and not saying anything.
SPEAKER_10Yeah, they better not, unless it's a compliment.
SPEAKER_03Should I give my favorite invention or a characters?
SPEAKER_05I think you can do you or your character if you have one off the dome. But uh, if you need one for a recommendation, what is Yemma's favorite invention?
SPEAKER_03I'm just gonna do essay on the two. Yemma's favorite invention is uh a candle. So, first of all, hi, my name is Spencer Wilden. I'm uh DMing. Yemma's favorite invention is a candle with a wooden wick. The moment they started putting wooden wicks in candles, hot damn. Like, and that's honestly, I asked whether I should. That's my favorite. Both of you.
SPEAKER_07I was gonna say that it was the dental damn.
SPEAKER_01I was gonna say the two-sided dildo.
SPEAKER_03Listen, and no, I don't want to have to say this to Chloe and Shane, but gay people are more than just their sexual lives. We're sorry. We fought hard for them. Some of them like candles. I think a lot of them like candles.
SPEAKER_05How do you know that the candle is not part of the sexual life?
SPEAKER_03That's true. It could be part of the sexual life.
SPEAKER_05I didn't say that.
SPEAKER_01Also, Shane's favorite invention right now is the crate of fate.
unknownYes!
SPEAKER_03Shane made ever brother!
SPEAKER_01This is my planky.
SPEAKER_03We no longer are using the legally distinct crate of fate, nothing like the box of doom from Dimension 20. We're now using the the actual distinct crate of fate, nothing like the box of doom from Dimension 20. It's wonderful.
SPEAKER_00And Shane made it.
SPEAKER_03With that, we're gonna dive into the recap. Splash. Splash. Splash. Last week, the party- Oh, I forgot my I forgot my little my little things, I say.
SPEAKER_07Um, um, Snowden Sanctuary.
SPEAKER_03Snowden Sanctuary. Oh, wait, you forgot poor performance. You forgot your alliteration Bloodstained Boulder Boulder. Fresh off their myriad of victories and losses in the town of Ariaks, last week the party set forward to the northern city of Plutopolis, where they sought to rescue Janice's hometown and cure the plague that had enveloped it. You all ran into a merchant by the side of the road who offered to sell you fun little magic items in exchange for secrets. Great deal. Rex shared that under his toga he had a cup with horns of Mogus along the side. It's a jock strap. It's a jock strap. It's different. Lucy shared that as a young orphan, she had cut a little slip of hair off of another orphan who had been adopted.
SPEAKER_05Yeah. It's just in a jealous way.
SPEAKER_03And Patch shared that his character for Arcana Online that he's used since high school was bought. That his gamer credit wasn't, in fact, true, and that he had all his rare items from nothing but a monetary exchange. In exchange, the party got some cool items. Shortly after sharing their secrets, the party discovered that the merchant was, in fact, the god of tricks, luck, and deception in disguise, Fainax.
SPEAKER_08Penax!
SPEAKER_03He gave a cute little grin before disappearing into smoke. And as soon as he disappeared, Patch felt his dishorn start to ping. Friends from all across Elspar, friends from high school, started messaging him, concerned that he had bought his character and that he had lied to them for all those years about his gamer credentials. Patch, looking to run away from the conflict facing him, shut off his dishorn, and locked in on carrying the cart. The party then journeyed further up the mountain, where they traded off who was carrying the cart. Eventually Lucy started carrying the cart uh and sort of And the podcast. And the and the podcast. Whoa! Whoa. True, but you didn't have to say it.
SPEAKER_09Fuck up.
SPEAKER_01We already know that.
SPEAKER_03You all came across the site of what seemed to be an animal attack. There was some blood on the stones, there were strange claw marks, there was just a lot of a lot of shady stuff happening.
SPEAKER_06Someone had sex here. It looked like a normal animal attack coming in.
SPEAKER_03Eventually, you all made it to the Olive Guard Inn at the spine of Locan. You walked through a snowy tunnel on your way to the inn. An inn which uh Rex's father owns. Entering, you've met the colorful cast of characters that populate the inn. Valdric, the hotel manager and brown noser. Bale, the Cyclops, Groundskeeper, and general every other job in the hotel. Katya, a bookish but buff half orc. You didn't really so much talk to her as saw her from a distance. Then you went in to see the performance of the Twin Flames, a sibling duo that does like a double act that was really bad and none of you liked. And that's just true.
SPEAKER_08Yeah.
SPEAKER_00There's nothing to say about it.
SPEAKER_03There's nothing to say about that. Except that working their booth was Yemma, your friend from the Medusa times. After the play, you all uh had some meals, had some conversation with Yemma, and some conversation with the Borish Boris, the father of the Twin Flames. After some uh some brusque interactions with him, the party eventually went to bed, where they slept mostly deeper than they had in quite a while. Mostly with the exception of Patch, who woke up in the middle of the night to a strange crashing sound before going back to sleep. In the morning, you all woke up to a sound of a scream from the lobby. Going downstairs, you saw Raoul and Reina and Katya and Bale and Valdrick looking out the front door at the tunnel you all had walked through, the snowy tunnel you'd all walked through, only to find it caved in, sabotaged, avalanched. With you all having nothing on the books except perhaps a noon brunch with Yemma and Highweaver Nerva, who is the priestess of Clothis. We pick up in the lobby of the Olive Guard Inn. You are surrounded by everyone else. Uh, all the other people who are here, Valdric, Bale, Katya, Rollin, Raina. Uh, you see that they are looking out at this avalanche as well.
SPEAKER_06Oh snow! What am I gonna do? We're locked in.
SPEAKER_07What what what happened?
SPEAKER_03Valdrick goes, It appears in the night that something uh uh caused an avalanche. I'm so sorry, this never happened. You have to be he You see, he turns directly, he goes, You have to believe me, this never happens under my watch.
SPEAKER_02Okay, um, so what's it, a couple hours you can get us out of here?
SPEAKER_03He looks at Bale and Bale goes, probably three or four days.
SPEAKER_01Ah crap, we're gonna be stuck here for days?
SPEAKER_07This is the only way in or out of here. No one else can come in or out.
SPEAKER_03You see, Valdrick goes, it's it's it's alright, it'll be alright, because you know, we've got a greenhouse, uh, Bale grows plenty of food, you'll be well taken care of. We have our shores of wood are very good. Uh we will be safe here, but I I apologize for of course the inconvenience.
SPEAKER_07No, this is that's okay. That's fun, guys.
SPEAKER_06Slow down. Yeah, maybe this is a good thing. We can we can take our time here and and and we can we can just relax and and see what we learn and process the things that have been happening recently, because there's been a lot of things happening, so maybe maybe this is a good thing that that we can't go anywhere.
SPEAKER_02Well, I don't want to process. Uh I'd rather keep doing stuff to distract myself from all of the trauma.
SPEAKER_01That's real. Uh a priest of death is chasing my sister, so three days delay is not great for me. Yeah. I'm probably gonna get more stressed on it.
SPEAKER_07Well, I did hear a a crash last night. I wonder if that was the avalanche. Oh yeah, maybe.
SPEAKER_01Did it sound like an avalanche? Was it like big snowfall?
SPEAKER_07Like big rumble.
SPEAKER_03Like, make a make a uh perception check.
SPEAKER_07Seven.
SPEAKER_03It didn't sound more rumbly, it sounded more crashy.
SPEAKER_07I I mean I couldn't sleep last night because I was thinking about um um the you know how my whole life is crashing down around me and um, you know, my future. Um, but anyway, I I couldn't sleep, but I heard um I don't know, I've I don't think I've ever heard an avalanche, but it it sounded more like um like um something solid being crashed into rather than like uh um like snow falling, I guess.
SPEAKER_02You said your whole life is crashing down around you with Maybe that's what you heard. I thought you were good.
SPEAKER_07Oh, y yeah, I am good. You're right, you're right, Rex. I am good. Uh I was just speaking metaphorically about um, you know, just thinking uh just life guys, right? Isn't that funny?
SPEAKER_02Okay, we'll put a pin in that.
SPEAKER_07Can I have some hot chocolate?
SPEAKER_03Rawl and Raina are are already behind the bar and they're like fixing themselves like like whiskey drinks. Raoul goes, Yes, I uh I'm already starting. I hope you do not mind. I am having plenty to drink. Uh we I'm sure we could get them to whip you something up as well. We can put it on our card, it's totally fine.
SPEAKER_06Oh, thank you.
SPEAKER_03Yes.
SPEAKER_06Uh your name was Raoul, right?
SPEAKER_03Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Wow I was part of I'm part of the Twin Flames. You might have seen us perform last night.
SPEAKER_06And you are Oh, we saw. Oh, yes. Um uh my name is Lucine. Nice to meet you.
SPEAKER_04It's always good to meet a fan.
SPEAKER_06Yes, yeah. I find the same thing.
SPEAKER_03Oh, but anyway, yes. Uh one one hot chocolate for uh for Luch Luchina.
SPEAKER_07Yeah. Yeah, I'll have a hot chocolate as well. Okay.
SPEAKER_01Has it been snowing that much? Valdrick goes.
SPEAKER_03Yes, it has been snowing an awful amount, and I'm so sorry. It's an unseasonably wintery season. All of you stay inside, stay comfortable. Bale will look after all of your needs. I'm going to go sort of ta uh survey the scene out there. So Oh, I'd be happy to come with you. Oh no, please, please stay comfortable, stay.
SPEAKER_02Valdric, if he wants to come, he should come. I don't know why you wouldn't want him to do it.
SPEAKER_01I'm just anxious to get out. Uh you know. So I'd I'd I'd like to inspect that, you know, because a whole tunnel came crashing down, which seems strange. It was built to support snow, and there wasn't anything that would have disrupted it, right?
SPEAKER_03I mean, you really do not have to. Please be comfortable in here. I promise. It is totally fine.
SPEAKER_01Oh no, I dabble in woodworking, so you know, I I with structural things, I'm happy to take a look.
SPEAKER_03Well, if you'd like to, that's more than okay, of course.
SPEAKER_01Yes. Janice, do you want some company? I'd love anyone else who wants to come. You guys are getting hot chocolate, but.
SPEAKER_07I don't know what I want to do. Yeah, me neither.
SPEAKER_01You guys can keep talking to the twins.
SPEAKER_07Okay. Yeah, I don't I don't really want to do anything.
SPEAKER_03Yeah. Yes, please stay in and keep talking to us. We are having a marvelous time talking to you.
SPEAKER_07You know, sometimes sometimes you need an excuse not to do anything. And I think this is a great excuse. We're snowed in. You know, we can't do anything about it. Can't go in, can't go out. We're great. So, um, Rao, has anyone ever broke your heart before?
SPEAKER_03Uh you see, he looks at Raina and Reina kind of like shrugs and he goes, I do a lot of the breaking of the heart. When you have a face like this, you don't so much get your heart broken as you do break heart.
SPEAKER_06I want to do an insight check about their relationship. That makes sense. I I should have known that. I feel like my face is one of definitely getting the heart broken.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, you do have sort of a broken up with face. Yeah.
SPEAKER_07Um, uh I got a 17 to divine the closeness of the relationship.
SPEAKER_03They're close, like homeschool kids are close, where they're like they're each other's best friend in a way that is.
SPEAKER_05They don't know anyone else. Yes.
SPEAKER_03Like they don't know anyone else.
SPEAKER_05Okay, okay.
SPEAKER_03Like they are the vibes aren't bad, they've got separate beds, things are cool.
SPEAKER_07Cool. Flames. Um how long have you guys have been doing this your whole lives?
SPEAKER_03Yeah, uh, we started in sort of a Shirley Temple, uh, which is a temple to the goddess Shirley, of course. Yeah. Uh we would perform our little tap dance, she's the goddess of dance. And now we've c kind of come all the way here to on our our our father has booked us on sort of a Olive God in world tour of sorts, and we've been here for uh of course some time, yeah.
SPEAKER_02How long have you been just in this one?
SPEAKER_03Well, so far we've been in this one for like six months.
SPEAKER_02Oh six months?
SPEAKER_03Yes, but we are we are, I believe, moving on relatively soon. Uh he told us that he w uh had some irons in the fire, yeah.
SPEAKER_02Who? Who told you?
SPEAKER_03Uh our father, yes.
SPEAKER_02Where is that guy?
SPEAKER_03Boris? Ah honestly, we're m more fun without him, right? He doesn't like it when we drink.
SPEAKER_07But where is he?
SPEAKER_03Probably sleeping in.
SPEAKER_07Okay. Where where did you I mean, have you performed anywhere else on this tour?
SPEAKER_03Not yet, but we are hopefully. This is more of a residency then.
SPEAKER_07It's been six months.
SPEAKER_03Well, this is an extended stop on the tour, yeah.
SPEAKER_07You know, I don't think I I think I do want to go with Janice outside.
SPEAKER_01Um, I've been walking with Valdric this whole time.
SPEAKER_07Oh, we're coming, we're coming with you.
SPEAKER_01Are you excited to come? Yeah. How was um Hot Chocolate with the Twins?
SPEAKER_07Not good.
SPEAKER_01Oh, okay, yeah. Come with me then. They're too close. Um not that way.
SPEAKER_03Not that way.
SPEAKER_06But kind of that way. Almost that way.
SPEAKER_03Not that way. So uh as you all walk, Valdric leads you to the avalanche. You walk down this like stone path coming from the main inn.
SPEAKER_07Has this ever happened before?
SPEAKER_03Valdrick goes, uh no, this has not happened before, not under my watch, no. Uh and probably as far as I know, not under previous watches. This is sort of uh it's engineered not to happen this way.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, these the logs, I mean, these are whole trees, basically. This is uh it's a sturdy setup, but it shouldn't fail like this.
SPEAKER_03But as you approach, you see that there is a horrible avalanche. It seems like the entire tunnel has been caved in somehow.
SPEAKER_01That's no good.
SPEAKER_06Wait, so uh are are you worried about this then?
SPEAKER_03Yes, I'm I'm worried, but of course the job of the captain is to stay with the ship and correct things so that those who are with the ship might experience relaxation and rest.
SPEAKER_02So I kinda have no other choice other than to stay with the ship right now, because we're trapped.
SPEAKER_03Great point, Master Adonis. Yes.
SPEAKER_01If you happen to have more shovels, Rex and I are happy to help with the digging. I don't mean to volunteer you, Rex, but I gotta get out of here.
SPEAKER_02No, I this is hero stuff, right?
SPEAKER_01Uh yeah. Okay.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, um I I'll I can I'll can help too.
SPEAKER_03Great. That's fantastic.
SPEAKER_05I'll do an investigation check on like any part of the structure.
SPEAKER_01I can still see to see if it was chopped or make a investigation check.
SPEAKER_06I cast thunder wave at the snow.
SPEAKER_01Great. To cause a second avalanche.
SPEAKER_06You're trying to blow the snow away.
SPEAKER_05I got a 29.
SPEAKER_0329? Oh my god. So you walk up to the s to the to the avalanche and you see just peeking out of the snow a little bit is a shattered log that looks like it was snapped in half. And as you're looking at it and you move closer to investigate, a huge thunderclap sounds, and snow from around you starts to fall even further down the avalanche. I need everyone to roll a dexterity saving throw.
SPEAKER_05Oh no. Nine. Seven, eleven.
SPEAKER_03Eleven. Everyone takes four points of cold damage as you get kind of covered in snow.
SPEAKER_07Oh man. I'm sorry. I was just trying to help. It was refreshing. Hey guys, it looks like this was um perhaps intentionally broken.
SPEAKER_02This log. Just because it snapped, wouldn't it snap regardless?
SPEAKER_07Oh yeah. Never mind. Wait a second.
SPEAKER_06Log snaps. No, wait, so okay. We think somebody did this on purpose because it didn't it probably didn't happen naturally. Is that what we're figuring out right now?
SPEAKER_01I mean it's a snowy winter, but this was sort of designed to do exactly that. Like it wasn't like it was a blizzard last night or like some sort of rampaging monster. It just broke. That seems weird.
SPEAKER_06So someone's trying to trap us in here?
SPEAKER_01Well, if someone were trying to trap us in here, that would be a good way to do it, but not necessarily us. There's other people here.
SPEAKER_03You see Valdrick is looking at something in the snow and he's kind of frozen.
SPEAKER_07What are you looking at?
SPEAKER_03Maybe you want to look at this too.
SPEAKER_07I'll look at it.
SPEAKER_03I um you see a large wolf paw print.
SPEAKER_07Oh, it's a large wolf paw prints.
SPEAKER_03And you see a couple of them.
SPEAKER_07There's a couple of them. Like a couple of them, like from a couple of wolves.
SPEAKER_03From like one wolf, but like a couple large paw prints.
SPEAKER_07Oh, maybe it was the wolf. Yeah, maybe the wolf broke it.
SPEAKER_01The wolf? Are do wolves get this big?
SPEAKER_07I think they get pretty big. Yeah, they do.
SPEAKER_01Oh yeah.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, you have wolf experience.
SPEAKER_01I got some wolf experience.
SPEAKER_06Yeah. Uh you guys don't know about the big wolves? I know from what you've told us. No, there are swamp wolves and there are regular winter like um um forest wolves. But then there's the big wolves. Big wolves? Oh no, they're called BWs.
SPEAKER_02Okay.
SPEAKER_06Okay.
SPEAKER_02And BWs.
SPEAKER_06Yeah. And and and they're actually really lovely people. I mean, wolves. They have this sort of magic that lives inside them. That that every full moon they kind of come together and they do a dance. It's really beautiful, actually. I don't know if you've ever seen it. Um, they usually don't let humans in, so maybe you haven't. But um they they they they eat they they use their mouths and they grab the tail and of the In front of them, and they do a circle dance. It's really, really fun. Uh, it's in mixed meters, which is a little bit complicated, but the wolves they kind of have like an internal rhythm to it. Maybe that's what's happening. Wait, what was the moon like yesterday? Yeah, Valdric. Did you see anything like that?
SPEAKER_01Did you see wolves having a dance, a choreographed dance on the full moonlight?
SPEAKER_07I don't think Voldric would have been invited.
SPEAKER_02I don't think Valdric would have been invited.
SPEAKER_03Yes, sir. You're right. I would not. I did it, but it I would have loved to see it sounds beautiful, yes.
SPEAKER_06Well, what was the moon like yesterday?
SPEAKER_03Um wants to can roll intelligence. See if you remember. Alright.
SPEAKER_06Does intelligence save check?
SPEAKER_03It was really great.
SPEAKER_01You're safe. I got a three.
SPEAKER_06Um, I got a I got a natural one. I got a 16.
SPEAKER_01Rex got a 15.
SPEAKER_03You all remember the moon last night was full.
SPEAKER_06It was a full moon! It was a full moon! I remember! I remember because right before I fell asleep, I was looking out the window and I saw the full moon and I thought, oh my gosh, they're probably dancing.
SPEAKER_07Wait, I'm This is it! I'm sorry, Lucy. I I believe that whatever you're talking about is also real, but um, could it be like a a w werewolf situation? Werewolf?
SPEAKER_02A werewolf. Werewolf? Wait, where is the wolf badge? I think werewolf's.
SPEAKER_07I don't know, I don't know where it is now, but the wolf is here?
SPEAKER_01That's where it is.
SPEAKER_07If they were here, then they would be someone in the it'd be here.
SPEAKER_01Why wolf?
SPEAKER_07Oh yeah, the footprints are on this side of the Yeah, if the wolf, if the where I don't know where the wolf is now, but if he's here then he would be in the lodge as it's like.
SPEAKER_03Well, roll forward your investigation check. Looking at the paw prints, they continue towards the lodge, and if you follow them, you see that as they near the porch, they transform into boot prints.
SPEAKER_05I'm gonna take a cast. What'd you say? Can I take a cast? Oh, yeah.
SPEAKER_03How are you gonna try?
SPEAKER_05Um, okay. Patch's gonna take his grease and like I think he's gonna take it out and kind of play with it until it turns into a putty and then press it gently into the shoe print and try and take a cast of it.
SPEAKER_03Make a uh uh Arcana check.
SPEAKER_05I got a 16 for my cast. Uh my foot cast.
SPEAKER_0316 will say you're able to make a pretty good uh model of the boot. It's a boot, not a not a foot.
SPEAKER_06Yeah.
SPEAKER_03Um, but you get a good model of it.
SPEAKER_06Does it have a unique tread or is it smooth on the bottom?
SPEAKER_03It's got a it's got a unique tread.
SPEAKER_06Can I tell? Is it a croc?
SPEAKER_03Um, it appears to be a a regular boot. A snow boot.
SPEAKER_06We're looking for a snow boot. Is it big or is it small?
SPEAKER_03Uh it's it's it's medium-sized.
SPEAKER_01Like Lucy. Lucy. Did you do this, Lucy?
SPEAKER_07I don't think so. Lucy! Lucy. Am I I'm not no, I'm not a werewolf. Wait, let me know. Let's hold your foot up to it. Okay. Does it match?
SPEAKER_01You're not a werewolf, but you were raised by wolves.
SPEAKER_07Does it match?
SPEAKER_03Um, um it uh you know what? Roll. Roll for it.
SPEAKER_05Just a D20?
SPEAKER_03Just a D20.
SPEAKER_07Nine.
SPEAKER_03Uh, it it does not match, but it's close.
SPEAKER_07Okay. What shoes were you wearing last night, Lisa?
SPEAKER_01It's not gonna take her off the suspect list.
SPEAKER_06Last night I was wearing socks. The bed, but but I guess if I sleepwalked all the way out here, then I would have. Wait a second. Are there any prints leading away from the lodge that aren't ours?
SPEAKER_03You do not see any prints leading away from the lodge.
SPEAKER_07Where this where's the camera room, the security camera room?
SPEAKER_03Um, unfortunately, uh, we we did have to trade that out to make more rooms for guests.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, that's really here. Yeah. When? When did you do that?
SPEAKER_01Uh, many years ago.
SPEAKER_06Uh they've been planning this for many years?
SPEAKER_01No, Lucy. Let's not jump to conclusions.
SPEAKER_07We'll lost a conspiracy.
SPEAKER_04It doesn't look that much like her foot, I will say that.
SPEAKER_02Vaudric, how long have you been planning this?
SPEAKER_03Never.
SPEAKER_07Can I roll for trustworthiness?
SPEAKER_03Yeah, make it get a vibe check.
SPEAKER_07Well, guys, what are you- what are we even doing? Like, why do we even care? Like, we're just trying to see Nerva and hang out with Yama and drink some hot chocolate. Oh no, we gotta see your sister, Janice. I'm sorry.
SPEAKER_02You're right. I would like to see this moon dance though. Okay. The wolves are doing.
SPEAKER_06Well, we have to be here for a month then.
SPEAKER_02Okay, Janice. Look, I'm sorry, I got some bad things.
SPEAKER_03The full moon also, like, it lasts a number of days.
SPEAKER_05Three days. A full moon?
SPEAKER_03Yeah. Full moon lasts three days, I believe.
SPEAKER_05Well we'll catch the matinee in the moon.
SPEAKER_06Oh, okay, tonight. Yeah.
SPEAKER_02You know.
SPEAKER_06Oh my gosh, wait, I've you guys are in for a treat. This is the best day ever.
SPEAKER_01If somebody or Lucy? If somebody did this on purpose, some lycanthrope, then if they did this to to piss off Janice, then they're pissing off Janice, and I'd like to know.
SPEAKER_07I mean, why who I don't think that anyone here has anything against us, do they?
SPEAKER_06Okay, can we follow maybe the snowy footprints back? Like, is there snow tracked into the lodge?
SPEAKER_03So the snowy footprints lead up to like a a an awning over a porch that then leads into the lodge. You see that weirdly they stop at the awning. They stop at the stairs leading further into the lodge. Like, it doesn't seem like these boots then walked into the lodge.
SPEAKER_06Are there any boots on the lodge? Like, did anybody did they take their boots off?
SPEAKER_01They could have taken their boots off.
SPEAKER_06Are there any boots around? Um maybe they took them off on the board.
SPEAKER_03Would you say they don't you don't see on the porch immediately around you any pair of boots?
SPEAKER_06Can I look around the corner?
SPEAKER_03Yeah, go to make a perception check.
SPEAKER_06Let's just go check out people's shoes. If Yeah. Oh my gosh. Okay, new plan! New plan. Sock party. We get everybody out of their shoes, and then some of us go around and collect all of the shoes of the people here, and then we test them against patches cast. And that's perfect.
SPEAKER_01Is sock party a thing?
SPEAKER_06Yeah.
SPEAKER_01Did you not go to college? I mean, I did, but we didn't have sock parties. We just kind of like studied.
SPEAKER_07Where did you go to college, Jim?
SPEAKER_01You just drink the booze. Ephemera A M.
SPEAKER_02You drink the booze out of the shoes at a sock party. You were drinking ephemera AM. Yeah. I thought we did. We were in the same college? Yeah, we went to the same college. I just figured this out.
SPEAKER_07No, I didn't know that either. I didn't know that either. Were you guys in the same wing?
SPEAKER_01I didn't know that either.
SPEAKER_07Wouldn't you have been in the same way?
SPEAKER_01Why would you know that, Valdric? I don't know.
SPEAKER_07You would have been in the same class.
SPEAKER_01Well, yeah, but Amphemer AM is like the biggest school in the world.
SPEAKER_07What'd your major gym? Did you ever meet each other by the Philosophy?
SPEAKER_01I've told you guys that.
SPEAKER_07What? I was not listening.
SPEAKER_02But you never went to a sock party? No.
SPEAKER_03What did you get on your perception check? Uh a 12. With a 12, you look kind of immediately around. You don't see anything kind of out. Okay. You don't see any any boots out. You don't see anything that kind of indicates activity.
SPEAKER_06Okay. So sock party to try to find some boots. Yeah.
SPEAKER_02Would you say that these boots were made for walking or more hiking?
SPEAKER_06I think that's just what they'll do.
SPEAKER_02Oh, okay.
SPEAKER_06Well, they're not here, so they're not.
SPEAKER_01Well, we'll interact with some more people as the day goes on. I think for now we've got a we've got a brunch date with Yama.
SPEAKER_06Yeah.
SPEAKER_01Um can I And a party to plan. Can I help shovel until brunch? Yeah, absolutely. Okay. Janice is gonna go help shovel till brunch.
SPEAKER_06I'm gonna go inside. Yeah, do you wanna uh Rex, let's do some party planning.
unknownOkay.
SPEAKER_06Patch.
SPEAKER_03You're inside. Are you what are you doing when you get inside?
SPEAKER_05I think Patch is just kind of walking around and looking around the hotel, like not investigating, but just kind of like, you know, when you walk around a hotel.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, absolutely. Yes. You uh are as you're walking around, you see this half-work woman, Katya, come up to you. Quite a lot of bullshit, right?
SPEAKER_07Uh I guess. Yes. What are you what are you referring to?
SPEAKER_04Oh, just this snow and we can't leave. It sucks.
SPEAKER_07Oh, I th I think it's kinda nice.
SPEAKER_04Oh, well, different strokes with different folks, uh.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, um, I'm um Tim.
SPEAKER_04Yes, Katya, nice to meet you.
SPEAKER_07Nice to meet you. Um, you're a guest here?
SPEAKER_04Yes, I am staying here for a little while. I'm on my way down to uh Liar's Junction.
SPEAKER_07Oh, what are you doing there?
SPEAKER_04I am uh uh part of an order of uh uh arcanozoologists. I've I've heard that there are uh new there are these fish people who have started to appear in Liar's Junction, and I am Kuatoa? Yes, yes I've I've met some. Really?
SPEAKER_07Yeah, I've I've fought with them and I fought them and then um yeah, I I guess um I know one personally. They're we they're gross.
SPEAKER_04That is wonderful. I would love to interview you of some kind.
SPEAKER_07Interview me?
SPEAKER_04Yes, just get to know a little bit about your interaction with these people. Please, please, let's sit down.
SPEAKER_07Uh oh okay. Yeah, they um they smelled, uh they were loud. Um my friend, uh Lucy, she kind of uh mind controlled them or something. It was kind of weird. They're very um uh they're very influenzable.
SPEAKER_03Interesting. Very good, very good. Thank you so much.
SPEAKER_07Of course. You're a zoologist?
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_07Do you know anything about werewolves?
SPEAKER_06I don't know where they are, but I've heard that there might be That's what Matt's been trying to do this entire time, is land it so cleanly.
SPEAKER_08So good.
SPEAKER_04I am familiar with werewolves, yes, they are horrible beasts of the night.
SPEAKER_07They're always mean.
SPEAKER_04Yes, they are uh awful, awful creatures. They they monthly turn into these wolven humanoid beasts and have a have a lust for the kill.
SPEAKER_07There's no chance they could be like misunderstood.
SPEAKER_04Not in my experience, no.
SPEAKER_07Okay, um, well, uh, what shoes is sh are sh is she wearing?
SPEAKER_03Go ahead and make a little perception check to compare.
SPEAKER_05See her shoes. 14.
SPEAKER_03Uh, she's wearing like sandals. Uh I guess slippers would probably be the more appropriate thing in a snowy setting. Slides. She's wearing slides.
SPEAKER_07She's wearing Ug slippers. Ooh.
SPEAKER_03You see, she goes, What are you looking at?
SPEAKER_07Oh, I'm I'm just jealous because I can't wear shoes. I just like to see what people got going on down there.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_07Yeah. Um, alright, well, uh it was nice to meet you. Nice to meet you as well.
SPEAKER_03If you have any other questions, please.
SPEAKER_07Uh I'll find you.
SPEAKER_03Uh, Janice, you're outside with Bale, the Cyclops. You see, he's got a huge shovel and he's given you a smaller shovel. Oh, you got a little baby shovel.
SPEAKER_09No.
SPEAKER_01No, he's just a giant cyclops, and I'm a regular sized baby. It's a man-sized shovel. It's just not as big as a cyclops.
SPEAKER_07Oh, you told me on.
SPEAKER_04Sorry I gave you the cyclops baby sized shovel.
SPEAKER_01That's okay. A baby-sized cyclops shovel is an adult man-sized shovel, so it's fine.
SPEAKER_04And for us, it's sort of like baby-sized, so I'm sorry.
SPEAKER_01I get it. You're a big guy. Um, I take a look at his feet.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, roll perception.
SPEAKER_01I don't have a whole lot of suspicion here. Uh, that's a 23.
SPEAKER_03Dude is barefoot.
SPEAKER_01Okay. That's uh ball or move. No shoes in the snow?
SPEAKER_04Uh, I don't feel cold. Oh, are you like an ice cyclops? Kind of. I I just have thick skin.
SPEAKER_01Oh, I believe it. Uh so how long have you been working here?
SPEAKER_03Three, four, five years. Five years, I think. Time when you're not interacting with anyone and there's no real cycle to it, it's always snowy. You kind of lose track of time.
SPEAKER_01That's fair. What what what brought you here? Health benefits. Oh, well, understand that.
SPEAKER_03Also, they pay pretty competitively, so I can, you know, pursue hobbies kind of in my spare time.
SPEAKER_01Oh, that's wonderful. Bale, what do you do for hobbies?
SPEAKER_03Oh, it's embarrassing.
SPEAKER_01No, yeah.
SPEAKER_03No, I shouldn't.
SPEAKER_01No, you gotta tell me. No, it's embarrassing. I paint miniatures.
SPEAKER_04I paint miniatures.
unknownOh.
SPEAKER_01You paint miniatures? Are they like actual miniatures or are they like my sized?
SPEAKER_04Actual.
SPEAKER_01That's so cute.
SPEAKER_06Even more impressive.
SPEAKER_01You must have some good dexterity.
SPEAKER_04Yes, I've also got I've got uh tongs that hold it, and I kind of I've got the glasses that zoom in.
SPEAKER_01Bale, that is so so interesting. Uh, what do you think of Valdrick?
SPEAKER_03He kind of looks around him, he goes, kind of a dick.
SPEAKER_01He is I mean, I he gives off kind of a dick.
SPEAKER_03But you know, he's he is he's got good foresight and stuff, you know. Like he's he's got me, you know, tending to the greenhouse, and he's he always knows where I'm needed, you know, and he he directs me very well.
SPEAKER_01Oh. Well that's good, I guess. I guess he's a decent manager then.
SPEAKER_03Yep. Make a perception check.
SPEAKER_01That's uh nine.
SPEAKER_03Okay. Um, you see, he's got on like a a a cloak with like a bunch of different pelts.
SPEAKER_01How'd you make that cloak? It's very stylish.
SPEAKER_04Baldric has me do some hunting in the area just to make sure that the guests aren't, you know, accosted by creatures.
SPEAKER_01Interesting. What's your weapon of choice?
SPEAKER_04Uh uh club, unfortunately.
SPEAKER_01It's a big old club? Yeah. Sound sad about that.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, it feels a little bit too on the nose. Cyclops with a club.
SPEAKER_01Oh, yeah, I get that. Well that's rough. Well, it's uh it's it's well what kind of stuff do you hunt around here? Do you have do you ever see any wolves, by the way?
SPEAKER_03We've Oh, yeah, plenty. Plenty of wolves, mountain lions, bears.
SPEAKER_01Wolves, mountain lions, and bears. What's your favorite on this pelt here?
SPEAKER_03Um, you see, he goes, Well, I've got I I fought a uh uh a big wolf uh a couple years ago, and I've got his pelt right here.
SPEAKER_01Oh wow, that's a big pelt.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, thank you.
SPEAKER_01Oh, did you were you hunting anything maybe a couple of days ago? We ran into like a uh sort of a bloody scene yesterday, uh, and there was it looked like something was like maybe an animal was smashed against a rock. Uh like tossed.
SPEAKER_03No, I that doesn't sound familiar to me. So that wasn't you? No.
SPEAKER_01Huh. Interesting.
SPEAKER_03He keeps on digging.
SPEAKER_01I keep on digging as well.
SPEAKER_03We cut back inside to the party planning.
SPEAKER_06But I I I'm just worried about the flow of the emotions throughout the party, okay? I'm just I'm not sure that bringing in the twins to perform is the best idea.
SPEAKER_02I I think I get what you're saying now. I was a dumb idea.
SPEAKER_06It's okay. I just I I don't know. I I I I I want there to be some sort of like moment of climax for the party. And I just I I uh what is it, Rex?
SPEAKER_02Um, sock puppets.
SPEAKER_06Sock puppets! Okay, fantastic. All right, so you hand out these invitations that you've written. Okay, and I will go around and um ask people that what their worst nightmare was. And so then when I find out what their worst nightmare is, I can use that to craft the the narrative of our sock puppets.
SPEAKER_02Okay, I'm getting distracted. I'm so sorry. It's okay. I hear something.
SPEAKER_03No, it's you see dripping down from the ceiling above you, one drop of blood onto your invitations. Oh a second drop of blood onto your invitations, a third drop of blood onto your invitations.
SPEAKER_06Gross. We slowly look up.
SPEAKER_03You see, a pool of blood has kind of seeped into the wood of the ceiling.
SPEAKER_02Gross, I'm gonna have to do these again. We can't be handing out bloody invitations.
SPEAKER_06Rex, we have to find out where this blood is coming from.
SPEAKER_02It's a horror theme. It's a leap would be fine.
SPEAKER_06Okay, come on, Rex, let's go! And I pick grab Rex's hand and run up to the room.
SPEAKER_03Great. So you guys run up the stairs, uh, and you find where the blood is coming from. You find it very easily because the blood has seeped out under a door.
unknownUh!
SPEAKER_06A lot of blood. Yeah. Um, uh, I I think I step in it. Ew. And open the door.
SPEAKER_03Uh make a strength check.
SPEAKER_06Okay, it's a 17.
SPEAKER_03The door, the handle of the door feels cold as you push against it. Uh. And as you push, you meet with resistance and start to realize that that resistance is something slumped against the other side.
SPEAKER_06Ugh. Rex, help me!
unknownOkay.
SPEAKER_03And with a 17 and the additional help of Rex, you push the door open and you hear like uh uh like something fall to the ground. As you step in, the first thing you feel is a rush of cold air coming in through the shattered window of Boris's room. Ugh. Chili and either.
SPEAKER_06Rex, this is Boris's room.
SPEAKER_02How do you know?
SPEAKER_03You look uh at the body on the floor and see uh uh the overturned, lacerated body of Boris, father of the twin flames.
SPEAKER_06Oh my god! Rex, that's Boris!
SPEAKER_02Oh god, I don't uh Is it bad that I'm kind of okay with this?
SPEAKER_06He's dead! Um, I don't think that's of natural causes.
SPEAKER_02He was really bad at dipping.
SPEAKER_06Rex, I think somebody killed him.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, I bet. Yeah, yeah. I do I agree. I okay, do you wanna do we This is really throwing a wrench into our party thing, though.
SPEAKER_06I think this is the whole point of the party is to find the footprints that might have something to do with Boris's death.
SPEAKER_02Okay, so let's look at the footprints around here. I see one footprint in this blood. Lucy, can I see your feet, please?
SPEAKER_03You see the footprint in the blood is a paw print.
SPEAKER_06Uh oh.
SPEAKER_02Not you, Lucy. Sorry, I doubted you.
SPEAKER_06It's okay. Is it the same kind of paw print, like big, like outside?
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_06I want to look around the room and see what I find.
SPEAKER_03Great. Both of you make perception checks.
SPEAKER_1022?
SPEAKER_0615.
SPEAKER_03Uh, with a 15, you notice a little bit of fur in the blood.
SPEAKER_06Okay, on the ground.
SPEAKER_03Bloody matted fur. Uh, you also see some scratches on the walls. We'll return to the scratches on the walls in a moment. Rex. You look out the window and you see in the snowy kind of overhang of the roof, this is like just above the porch, you see cracked wood where something seems to have landed on the roof, but you also see glass outside. Stuck into the glass is a black feather. And a little bit of blood.
SPEAKER_06Someone had sex here.
SPEAKER_02I I don't think that's what maybe at some point. I mean, this hotel is is very amorous.
SPEAKER_09That's true.
SPEAKER_02Uh so I found something. Uh the glass is on the outside of the window, which means that it was broken from within.
SPEAKER_06Oh, like jumped out.
SPEAKER_02Yeah. And there's cracks.
SPEAKER_06So maybe the I mean, I think we're talking about Well then the the paw came in on the blood.
SPEAKER_02Or maybe it originated from in here.
SPEAKER_06And then stepped around.
SPEAKER_02Um maybe I don't know, but uh it looks like something big came out of this window and landed on this thing, because you see the cracks?
SPEAKER_06Yeah.
SPEAKER_02And then maybe it was maybe that that doesn't matter.
SPEAKER_06Rex, can you can you grab that feather out there? Can you grab it?
SPEAKER_02Uh yeah.
SPEAKER_06Maybe this will come up later.
SPEAKER_02This might be a clue.
SPEAKER_06It might be a clue.
SPEAKER_02I was really hoping that we could just do a staycation and not have to solve any murders.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, me too.
SPEAKER_02We could throw a party.
SPEAKER_06If we get this solved in time, I think we can still throw a party.
unknownOkay.
SPEAKER_03On the back side of the door, you see a message has been scratched into the wall that says, Rich boy. You are next.
SPEAKER_02Rich boy.
SPEAKER_06Oh no, Rex.
SPEAKER_02We gotta get Janice.
SPEAKER_06Oh my god, Rex! They're coming after you.
SPEAKER_02Coming at what makes you think that?
SPEAKER_06How much money do you have?
SPEAKER_02Uh like, I don't know, 2,000 gold.
SPEAKER_06That's pretty rich.
SPEAKER_02No, I mean they should see Patch. Patch has got the most money right now.
SPEAKER_06No, Patch is the lowest net worth of all of us. Can I check his pockets?
SPEAKER_03Boris's or Rex's? Both. Boris's. Okay. Yeah. Go ahead and make a investigation check.
SPEAKER_06That's a seven.
SPEAKER_03I'll say with a seven, you check, and you check full fully. Like, um, you don't find anything. Okay.
SPEAKER_02Okay, well, we gotta go get the rest of the crew. Yeah. And warn Janice. Yeah. Or Patch.
SPEAKER_06Yeah.
SPEAKER_02Whoever the rich boy is.
SPEAKER_06Do you think we have to should we tell the other guests?
SPEAKER_02Kind of would throw off the vibe of the party. I think we do have to tell someone, but they're gonna find out anyway. Like their blood dripping down. Like someone's gonna come.
SPEAKER_06You're right. You're right. Okay. Alright. Yeah, let's go.
SPEAKER_02I don't want to, just so we're clear.
SPEAKER_06You want me to?
SPEAKER_02I don't want either of us to, but yes, we you can't please.
SPEAKER_06I'll break the news.
SPEAKER_02Thanks.
SPEAKER_06Okay.
SPEAKER_02You're better with words.
SPEAKER_06I walked down the stairs.
SPEAKER_02Great.
SPEAKER_06Death has come to us.
SPEAKER_03Yeah. You see, Valdric goes, I'm sorry, what?
SPEAKER_06Valdric, I am so sorry to tell you. But the lady, god of nothing, of death, fire, and and brimstone has taken course and lain with a mortal upstairs. And in its place, a man's body is left. Life force no more. With only sadness and blood in its wake.
SPEAKER_03Roll and Reina go. Sorry, what?
SPEAKER_06Your father's dead.
SPEAKER_03What? They they immediately like as soon as you say your father's dead, people start like bustling about in like, what? Sorry, what? What? What are you saying?
SPEAKER_06Force is dead upstairs with a lot of blood.
SPEAKER_03You see Rol and Raina like start running towards the stairs.
SPEAKER_06Content warning.
SPEAKER_03They rush past you up to the stairs, and you see they freeze looking in the doorway where their bot father's body is slumped.
SPEAKER_06Um, can I uh pay close attention to their to their reaction?
SPEAKER_03Roll insight. And we'll say, Janice, you have come in it by this point.
SPEAKER_06That's a zero.
SPEAKER_03Zero? Okay.
SPEAKER_02Should I roll insight?
SPEAKER_03That's a 19. 19?
SPEAKER_1017 for Rex.
SPEAKER_03It's it's weirdly hard to tell because they are by this point so far plastered. Like a little bit. They've had at least three drinks because they were keeping it running until their father got up. But they both seem kind of shocked and frozen.
SPEAKER_07Hey guys, what's going on over? Oh Lucy.
SPEAKER_02Uh it wasn't her this time.
SPEAKER_07Are we sure?
SPEAKER_02I vetted her.
SPEAKER_07Thank you.
SPEAKER_02And also, let me guys, can we can we go into the room?
SPEAKER_06Yeah, can we talk? Yeah.
SPEAKER_02Guys, I think they're coming for Janice next. Oh. I'll get this message.
SPEAKER_06Janice, we're not sure, but how much money do you have?
SPEAKER_01Oh, me? Uh, I don't know, like uh like 200 gold. No, I have like a thousand, I think.
SPEAKER_06Wait, what was the message? That's smaller than two thousand.
SPEAKER_02I only have nine hundred and ninety-six, actually, because I gave a four-dollar tip. Valdric.
SPEAKER_03Valdric comes, you see, he steps into the room and like steps over the blood. Oh my god, I'm so sorry. Please, please, everyone, to your rooms, to your rooms. This is horrible.
SPEAKER_07We're gonna stay here. Yeah, but what did the warning say?
SPEAKER_02It says rich boy here next. So it's either Janice or someone named Richard.
SPEAKER_07Rex, that's 100% you daddy.
SPEAKER_02That's definitely Rex.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, Rex, I think it is you. Your dad owns this hotel and everyone in it, dude.
SPEAKER_02You didn't own everyone in it.
SPEAKER_07He owns multiple hotels. You got in here for free because you're rich.
SPEAKER_02We have to figure out who's in here free free because I'm rich.
SPEAKER_06We have to figure out who did this because they're gonna kill Rex next.
SPEAKER_01Rex can handle it.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, come on.
SPEAKER_01What is what do Rex and Boris have in common?
SPEAKER_06Um, they're blonde. They're boys. They like art? Yemma, we have to ask Yama about this.
SPEAKER_01Oh yeah, we should either way, whether we're at I I feel like brunch is ruined, but we should still talk to Yama.
SPEAKER_07Wait, guys. Yeah, we need to wait guys. Wait, guys. What, Patch? What? Yemma's the only person who isn't here.
SPEAKER_01You don't think that Yama I'm just saying.
SPEAKER_06Well, if Yamma did it, then she has a good reason. And Rex, I'm so sorry, but you're gonna have to die. I'm just saying that we need to keep an eye out for like over my dead body.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, literally. Who's missing?
SPEAKER_02No one's missing, so what about uh the the high priestess. Uh weaver nerve. Take her out of it. Like, I've been doing that. How do you know? You never even met her.
SPEAKER_06I I know.
SPEAKER_07I'm just saying we should keep an eye out for these two.
SPEAKER_06Oh, okay, yeah. Let's keep an eye out rather than close our eyes to everything. Of course we're gonna keep an eye out. What's your problem, Lucy? Someone died, and Rex is gonna die next. And we this is now all of a sudden super scary.
SPEAKER_02I'm not gonna die. We got friendship braces.
SPEAKER_06I found a dead body, okay? And and that is not cool.
SPEAKER_03You see, Valdrick goes, Don't worry, we will make sure that the young Master Adonis is protected with the full force of of course all of us here at the hotel staff. Uh me and mail. Just meet and mail.
SPEAKER_09Yes.
SPEAKER_02I don't need your help. You see this belt buckle?
SPEAKER_03A most resplendent belt buckle, sir. Thank you.
SPEAKER_06I haven't been able to take my eyes off it.
SPEAKER_01All right. Well, let's let's all wash up because there's blood everywhere. Um, and then let's let's head to brunch. And either way, we gotta talk to Yama and this new high weaver. I and on our way out, I do want to look at the door. Well, I guess Lucy slammed it open. I was gonna see if there's like it was locked. It was locked.
SPEAKER_06There was something against it. It was his body.
SPEAKER_01It was his body, wasn't it?
SPEAKER_06So his body was left against the door.
SPEAKER_01If the glass went outwards, like I'm assuming Rex caught me up, then that means the wolf was let in, potentially in human form.
SPEAKER_09Yeah.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. Or broken the door.
SPEAKER_02Well how does that work with the footsteps we saw outside? Let's say the wolf comes in in human form, turns into wolf. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. And then jumps out. Jumps out the window, crack, and then turns back into human because there were boots at the bottom.
SPEAKER_07Yeah. That sounds right.
SPEAKER_02And then turns back into wolf?
SPEAKER_07I think it stayed human. I think it was wolf in Boris's room, eat Boris, go out, cause avalanche, turn into human, go in room, go inside.
SPEAKER_01So far, that's seems to be the path of the wolf. Wait, wasn't someone arguing with Rex? Or not Rex. Wasn't someone arguing with Boris? Valdric and Boris goes.
SPEAKER_07Valdric and Boris were already.
SPEAKER_03Yes, I'm sorry, that was me. Uh uh he was looking to uh extend his stay here even further and wanted more money for his act of.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, they've been here six months?
SPEAKER_03Yes, of course. Uh I am not in a position where, of course, Rex, you would know this. Um sorry, Mr. Adonis, but uh I'm not in a position to make that call. Of course, that would be the the regional manager would have to make that call, which is a position your father has kept vacant, of course, for you.
SPEAKER_06How do you feel about the fact that you haven't been promoted because they're holding it open for a vacant person? Mainly Rex.
SPEAKER_03Oh, I completely understand. I understand that, you know, you build a business and you want your family to be involved. It's not necessarily always, you know, who's the most dedicated, who's the most invested. It's it's who who you have that love and that bond and that connection with. If I had a family, I would feel the same way. Um, but no, my only family has been this job.
SPEAKER_02What's crazy? So who hired them in the first place? Who hired who? The twins the twin flames.
SPEAKER_03Your your father did.
SPEAKER_02Oi, oi, oi. I told you he sucks.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, now I've really liked them. Okay, guys, we've solved one murder before. We can do it again. What did we do last time? We we interviewed people, we checked their tents.
SPEAKER_07Yes, and we also went on stage, yeah, and um, we performed.
SPEAKER_01Well, I don't think that was a big part of solving the mystery patch.
SPEAKER_07Yes, and it was.
SPEAKER_01What are you saying that we need to put on a performance?
SPEAKER_07No.
SPEAKER_01Yes, and yes, and we do.
SPEAKER_06Sock puppets. Sock puppets. Yes, maybe that at the end, if we get close, we can use that to flesh out the the killer by reenacting what we believe happened with the socks in order to illuminate what our our hypothesis is.
SPEAKER_03Now, and I will say the contract was with Boris for performing. Uh he booked the children now that he is deceased. The contract is no one void. They do not have to perform tonight. If you would like to perform tonight, you're more than welcome to.
SPEAKER_06Okay, great. Bye, Valdrick.
SPEAKER_01Should we we say standing in Boris's blood?
SPEAKER_03Yeah, I'll leave. I will leave. I'm sorry. I just as kind of being in charge of this place, I think it's my responsibility to do that.
SPEAKER_07Great. We just need some time to talk about our acts. I want to play Socrates. Janice, do you want to take a look at the body real quick and just see if you can tell like when this happened?
SPEAKER_01Oh yeah, I'll do a quick autopsy. Medicine? Medson. Uh 21.
SPEAKER_03Uh 21? Yeah, this seems like it happened at around like 3 a.m. Which is patch about when you woke up.
SPEAKER_07Oh, this must have been the crash that I heard.
SPEAKER_01Someone jumping out a window.
SPEAKER_07Oh, that's like a crash crash. It did sound windowy now that I think about it.
SPEAKER_01That's fair. Is Boris like dressed in regular clothes, or does it look like he was sleeping at the time?
SPEAKER_03Um, he's wearing his robe, so it seems like he was.
SPEAKER_01Alright. And it looks like the cause of death was this claw in his throat right here.
SPEAKER_03You also see like bite marks, like it looks like he was taken to test.
SPEAKER_01Ripped apart. Great.
SPEAKER_07Someone really hated him.
SPEAKER_01Someone did really hate him, or somebody was lost. Turned into a wolf at an inopportune time. Though they also scratched a thing on the door, so yeah, that seems pretty intentional.
SPEAKER_07Yeah.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, and what do they have against you?
SPEAKER_01Rex, again, this is you, not me. They're after. Fine.
SPEAKER_07Rex, you really gotta check your purchase.
SPEAKER_01Dad is a hotel owner of the hotel that we're in. Yes.
SPEAKER_02It's called Hotel Yay. Thank you very much.
SPEAKER_07He invented it. I think Hotel. Yeah. Hotel Yay. Kind of like the London Tipton.
SPEAKER_03Lucy, you hear a voice in your head of uh Yemma. Hey, um, just checking in. Uh, I know that we have our brunch that I think we were supposed to meet like 10 minutes ago. Um uh we're out in the cabin out back if you wanna Oh, we're coming!
SPEAKER_06I'm so sorry we're late. That's okay. There's been a murder. Another one? Another oh yeah, because you were there for the last one a week ago.
SPEAKER_03Wow. You guys bring it with you. You're like murder Shiro. Or Scooby-Doo. Or Scooby-Doo.
SPEAKER_07Or Pwa.
SPEAKER_03Or Pwa.
SPEAKER_07This is kind of a suspicious reaction to a murder.
SPEAKER_03Um, anyway, if you guys want to come back out, we can chat about it.
SPEAKER_06Okay, uh, see you in a few. Yemma's outside waiting for us. We're late. Let's go. Oh, let's go. Okay.
SPEAKER_03So you guys head out back. You you walk out past like the hot tub, the greenhouse. You see in the distance uh Bale's like kind of cave that he's constructed, but you also see He lives in a cave?
SPEAKER_05Yeah, like a nice one. He doesn't live in the hotel. No, he likes the cave.
SPEAKER_03Okay. He made it his home. Okay.
SPEAKER_06Um, hey Patch. Yes. Um I'm a little bit nervous to meet High Weaver. Um, so uh just can can you have my back?
SPEAKER_07Yeah, yeah, I can I can I I I got it. I slap your back.
SPEAKER_01Thanks. Don't be nervous about that. Hey, hey, I don't I have complicated feelings for Farrica, but uh High Priestess Piria is is really a good in. So I think you know, they have the high priestesses or the high weavers, they have a lot of information about the gods. They know the gods in a way we don't, and they can help us deal with them.
SPEAKER_06Okay, well, I'm sorry, Janice, but your mother isn't Farrica. Okay, so having it's not the same thing at all.
SPEAKER_07Lucy, I think that you have more power in this situation than you think. You are the daughter of fate.
SPEAKER_01I'm just saying the high priestess is not the god themselves, and they will have a perspective that I think will be helpful.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, and she's friends with Yemma, so she must be cool.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, and she's friends with Yemma.
SPEAKER_03A cobble path leads down to uh what you recognize as Yemma's cabin. You see the similar like wards over the front door, and uh you see that there's like a sign out front that just says come on in. Um, and she set out a table with mimosas already poured. You see, there's some some sausage, some eggs, some like a lovely little salad for anyone who wants to have a salad, some jam. She's got some clotted cream. Oh she's got one of those like uh tea towers, you know, with like the sandwiches. She's got cucumber sandwiches. Cucumber sandwiches. Um again, this this place, uh, you see, the roof has a lot of little charms and kind of uh uh superstitious trinkets on it. Um wards. You see the the windows are like tied off with like little pieces of twine with like prayer beads on the end of them. And uh inside you see preparing the meal, uh pulling out of the oven like a plate of cinnamon rolls. You see together are uh Yemma and a woman in a like unadorned purple robe with very tasteful golden knots going down the pleats on the side.
SPEAKER_05She's wearing a sleeveless denim vest.
SPEAKER_03Um you see she's got um like like black hair that's like light streaks of gray in it. It's very big, very curly. Oh, she's so cool. And you see, Yemma goes, Oh, please, uh, so glad you're here. I would love to know more about whatever's going on out there, but please have a seat. You know, my home is your home. Anything you guys uh if you don't like I've made some tea, made some coffee, but if there's anything that you guys want.
SPEAKER_01Uh Yemma, I do feel like I'm coming home. This is so lovely. I love your plays.
SPEAKER_03I look at her shoes. Go ahead and make an uh perception check.
SPEAKER_01Can I also roll for?
SPEAKER_06Mm-hmm. This is so nice. I got a natural one.
SPEAKER_01I got a 26.
SPEAKER_0326? There's not a match with this other woman with Nerva, but they do seem to be similar sizes. Nerva goes, please, uh, it's wonderful to meet you. I've heard a lot about you guys from Yemma. Hello.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, uh, um.
SPEAKER_03Please, I if there's anything I can I can do, you see she like starts pulling out the chairs. Now what what happened? What have you guys what uh Yemma told me that you left a concerning message.
SPEAKER_01Oh, yeah. Well, I guess the long and short of it is there was a werewolf attack last night. Uh what we know is that Oris, the father of the twin flames, was killed in his hotel room. A werewolf jumped out the window, caused a cave-in, and then what led us to believing there was a werewolf is that we saw the wolf prints turn into boot prints on the way back to the hotel.
SPEAKER_03Nerva goes, That's very strange.
SPEAKER_01Oh, and also they wrote down, um, we're gonna kill you next, rich boy.
SPEAKER_02And we don't know who that is.
SPEAKER_07It's in reference to our friend Rex who owns a lot of things.
SPEAKER_02We could get maybe some wards for all three of us, that would be great.
SPEAKER_06Three of you? What do you know about werewolves?
SPEAKER_02The boys.
SPEAKER_03Um, you see, uh Nerva kind of like swallows nervously and goes, I know a fair amount. They are they can be beasts some are beast shield, some are, you know, contained, some are try to keep a hold of it.
SPEAKER_07I I talked to that um that woman Katya, she's a zoologist, and I asked her if if there was ever any like nice werewolves, and she said no.
SPEAKER_03Yemma goes. I don't know if that's quite true. I I think that there are plenty of werewolves who I've heard of who have lived pretty normal lives and just locked themselves up on full moons.
SPEAKER_07Well, it's weird because there's no one I mean, everyone is kind of accounted for except for Boris, because he's dead. So, you know, whoever the werewolf is has to be in this mountain valley.
SPEAKER_03Interesting.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, d um, do either of you know any werewolves?
SPEAKER_03Everyone roll insight.
SPEAKER_06I got a natural roll twenty. Minus one is nineteen.
SPEAKER_05I got an 11.
SPEAKER_0113 and 18.
SPEAKER_05I think it's Nerva guys. I know.
SPEAKER_03You see, um, Nerva looks at a little nervous about him? I don't know. Nerva looks at Yemma and kind of doesn't know how to answer, and Yemma goes, I've met a few uh in my time. I uh have met a number. I've met some who are bad, some who are good. Uh I don't know you see that they look truly at a loss for words. They seem confused by what you're telling them.
SPEAKER_07Um, I I kinda want to change the subject. Um, Miss High Weaver, I heard that you were here because you were s sick. You were feeling under the weather, is that true?
SPEAKER_03Yeah, I've been feeling not the best lately. Um, so I came out here to get some sort of constitutional time. And of course, you know, see an old friend. We were young priests together, Yemma and I.
SPEAKER_07Both priests of Clothis Clothis? Mm-hmm.
SPEAKER_01Yemma, you didn't tell us that you were a priestess of Clothus. You just said that you were I've lived a long life. I know. It's just you're you didn't tell me.
SPEAKER_03Can you tell me if there's anything more theatrical than fate?
SPEAKER_01I suppose that's true. Um, can I eye up uh Nerva and just give her like a medical lookover to be like, does this appear to be a person who is dealing with a chronic illness?
SPEAKER_03We'll we'll roll over Lucy's Nat 20.
SPEAKER_01Okay.
SPEAKER_03Nerva looks tired and a little bit ragged.
SPEAKER_06Like she killed someone last night?
SPEAKER_03Just like she had a rough night. Like she couldn't sleep because she was killing someone last night. She's got like bags under her eyes a little bit. She doesn't seem to have like like she doesn't have like sallow skin or anything. Right. But she does seem worse for wear.
SPEAKER_01Okay.
SPEAKER_07Uh and the other reason that we wanted to schedule this meeting, ma'am, is that um l well, mainly Lucy. Um, well I what do you know about the daughter of fate?
SPEAKER_03Nerva smiles and she goes, She was by all accounts uh a really wonderful hero in the days of the war. She fought uh uh on the side of the Helian League, but no one knows really where she came from before that. But she I guess just got lost to time. Did she die? She led a lot of troops, but she was part of part of the this crew that you might have heard of, like the the Euryphase. This this crew of of sailors who after the war got kind of un unfortunately flung around.
SPEAKER_07With Euriphon and Caladea, she was part of that crew?
SPEAKER_03Yeah, yeah She was in that crew, but she no one knows what happened to her. No one there there's some accounts of their voyage, but various various reliability like she was an ally of them. Uh she was allied. She's one of the people who uh unfortunately was lost. They they lost a lot of people in there.
SPEAKER_06But then why is there a a depiction of her dead on a battlefield?
SPEAKER_03Religiously, when a figure as important as the daughter of your goddess passes away, you know, stories start to spread, and the story became that she died attacking well no, defending the uh uh other soldiers on the battlefield. No one really knows what happened to her.
SPEAKER_01We know what happened. We know what happened.
SPEAKER_07We don't know what happened. What if someone told us what might have happened?
SPEAKER_01And what if that someone was Calidaeus of the Hellian League?
SPEAKER_07What were you told? She I mean, I don't know if it was just her, her, and the others, but they they killed the daughter of fate. She seemed pretty smug about it.
SPEAKER_03Nerva sits back down and puts her hands in her hair. I um I always assumed that she just was helping people out on some island somewhere. Or that she'd made it to Soterics.
SPEAKER_07Well, she is helping people out.
SPEAKER_06Well well um So the theoretically, uh how how many kids does Clothis have?
SPEAKER_03But she always has one.
SPEAKER_01Wait, she always has one?
SPEAKER_07Is it like a resurrection uh reincarnation thing?
SPEAKER_03No, it's it's just a a title, you know, that passes from generation to generation.
SPEAKER_01Just a title?
SPEAKER_07A title that comes with it also means you're the it's not like just a title, it's it's a like the person like they literally are the closest child and daughter. Yeah.
SPEAKER_03Specifically. If she feels the connection to one fade and sever, she knows to begin the cycle anew.
SPEAKER_01So there's another daughter of fade out there that we know about. People know about this. People know about this?
SPEAKER_03Yemma puts her hand on Nerva's shoulder and goes, I had a suspicion. And she looks at you, Lucy.
SPEAKER_01What? Lucy?
SPEAKER_06I got a book. The book. The find it is me, the daughter, fate me. I, Lucy, am Fate daughter. Yeah. Lucy's the daughter of fate.
SPEAKER_01Lucy is the daughter of the good.
SPEAKER_08She's the daughter of the word, yeah.
SPEAKER_03Lucy's the daughter of fate. Highweaver Nerva seems shocked at this and stands up at the table, kind of knocks over her teacup. I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry. You're the daughter of fate?
SPEAKER_06Apparently.
SPEAKER_03She kneels with her head down before you.
SPEAKER_06No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I have to ask. No, no, no.
SPEAKER_01She prefers to go by Cornis, the god of lift of all things.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, you like this when they were Kula Tula, Lucy. Yeah, well, that was because I was pretending. This is not pretend. I'm just myself.
SPEAKER_02I never made uh Valdrick do this to me, Lucy.
SPEAKER_06I thought I'm not doing anything.
SPEAKER_03I'm sorry, if that makes you uncomfortable, I don't have to do it. I can stand up. I can be normal. I can be normal. Hey, what's up?
SPEAKER_01That's also not normal.
SPEAKER_03She leans against like the fireplace.
SPEAKER_01Oh, it's getting worse. I feel like this is worse than what you were doing before.
SPEAKER_03Um, um, um, how do you how do you uh how do you know?
SPEAKER_06Well, I heard her in in my head.
SPEAKER_03You heard her voice?
SPEAKER_06Yeah.
SPEAKER_03Oh my god, what did she you see? She scrambles for a piece of paper. What did she say? What did she say to you?
SPEAKER_06Oh, um, she said something my she said my father was in danger.
SPEAKER_01Oh, that's right. Oh, she sent you to help your dad.
SPEAKER_06And I and so then I I went and I helped him, and then she like kind of laughed. Yeah, she kind of has a nice laugh.
SPEAKER_03She's writing this down and goes, that doesn't feel like a prophecy that extends beyond like the exact moment. It seems like you pretty well solved that, but that's incredible. We haven't had word from her. We don't hear from her, she doesn't talk to us, she talked through her daughter. That's insane. This is wonderful. My my god.
SPEAKER_01She never talks to you.
SPEAKER_03Patch raises his hand.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_07Um, I she talked to me in a vision.
SPEAKER_01What?
SPEAKER_07Oh yeah, this is Patch and uh uh yeah, Patch and And Patch. And um Clothis is is Patch's I think she chose me, and I show my little starry fingers. I I so I touched a bunny, um, and then my fingers went funny, and now I can like poof away to places, and I couldn't do that before. But I was I took some ambrosia, which I don't know why I did that, guys. That was weird. It was free. It was free. No, I think it was five gold. It was five gold. It is expensive. On sale.
SPEAKER_01It was on sale. I paid five gold. Oh, it came with my hat. Yeah.
SPEAKER_07Oh my god, I missed my hat. Um that wouldn't have happened if I had to. Focus back. Sorry. Uh and I I took the ambrosia and um and then I to I had this dream, and I dreamed that I saw I I believe it was Clothus. I was playing a game against this person that looked like every person that I've ever met before. And yeah, the thing that I remember the most is she was like, I will am gonna have to choose between saving my family and saving my uh saving my shop. Um I have a game shop, so um, but I don't I think um I think that was just like um I think that was just I think she was just kidding around.
SPEAKER_03As far as I know, she goddess has never had a second champion. What? What? Well usually she just has her daughter. We've never heard of a second champion. Nerva gets down on her knee again towards Patch and bows.
SPEAKER_07Oh okay, I'm fine with that. Um Patch. Wait, what does this mean? Does this mean my But my parents are my parents, right?
SPEAKER_03She stands up. I guess I don't uh uh you don't s bear, you know, the look of of you know what they've all they've all kind of looked similar. It's it's usually th d the daughter is the oracle.
SPEAKER_01Oh.
SPEAKER_07It's not I mean I didn't I didn't get this gift until I met Lucy.
SPEAKER_03Yemma goes, there's a lot of research that I could do to to look into this a little bit for you if you'd like. Yeah, I would. Oh, great, great. That's wonderful. Well, hey, you know, um you see she pulls down like a charm from the ceiling of like a little tied knot and another one that's identical and like hands it to you two. Matching, matching sort of chosen by the gods charms.
SPEAKER_06Um That's nice. I have one more question. Does Clothus love her daughter?
SPEAKER_03Nerva smiles. The reason that Clothus has a daughter is because she needs to be grounded to humankind, to their experiences, to their joys, and to their sufferings. Her daughter is the mortal she cares about the most. It's through her daughter that the pure forces of fate within her are able to care about humanity.
SPEAKER_06So you can know who doesn't love me.
SPEAKER_10Rex is uh holding back tears. I think she I think she loves you. I think that's what she does.
SPEAKER_06No, she just needs me. She's just using me.
SPEAKER_03Nerva goes, it's not so much that she uses you as much as she needs you.
SPEAKER_06Well, I need her. And I walk out of the door.
SPEAKER_07Is there a way you can help us talk contact her?
SPEAKER_03I don't think that I could contact her as much as you guys can.
SPEAKER_07I mean, the last time we tried, I don't it I don't think it worked. How do we know if she's wants to listen to us? That's the question we always ask. Frustrating?
SPEAKER_01Yeah. We'll be out here. Janice, you're still here. I'm still here. Oh yeah. I was gonna stay I was gonna sit back and and, you know, doctor patient confidentiality was gonna ask Nerva about um if there's anything I can do to help.
SPEAKER_06Wait, and guys, hey, I'm outside. Just um uh ask her about where she was last night.
SPEAKER_01We'll do. I say in my head. I said that in my head, but I was trying to say it in my head, but what I ended up doing is saying it in my head and then also saying, I say it in my head. I'm sorry, Lucy, I'm gonna do what you said. Thanks.
SPEAKER_03I don't think there's anything you could help with so much. Uh, you know, I've already gotten diagnoses and uh, you know, I've got I've got a medical provider who's been looking after me.
SPEAKER_01Uh, and she kind of like motions towards Yemma and she goes Right, but if she is the doctor, you know, uh the oracle of Farrica, and I show her my neck.
SPEAKER_03Whoa, that's really impressive.
SPEAKER_01It's pretty cool, right?
SPEAKER_03Um yeah.
SPEAKER_01Uh maybe, maybe I was trained by the high priestess of Farrica as well, you know, if you know Spiria.
SPEAKER_03Maybe in a couple days, um, I just I haven't been feeling really well.
SPEAKER_01A couple days? Yeah. Yeah. And you started feeling worse maybe last night?
SPEAKER_03I I've been feeling pretty bad all week.
SPEAKER_01Okay. I told my friend I'd ask you something, and then I immediately forgot what that was. What were you doing last night?
SPEAKER_03Oh, um, I I stayed in, and Yemma goes, I can attest that she stayed in.
SPEAKER_01All night?
SPEAKER_03What were they doing? Yemma and Nerva look at each other and go, that's a really private question.
SPEAKER_05That was Chloe. Well, if you patches outside of Lucy.
SPEAKER_01Well, as long as you were, you know, having a private night in at around 3 a.m., were you awake?
SPEAKER_03Yemma goes, yeah. I I was awake and I I um I saw we were both in.
SPEAKER_01You were in and awake.
SPEAKER_02Okay. Uh if you guys are feeling up to it, we're throwing a sock party later.
SPEAKER_06Oh, fun.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_06So yeah. Did did she hear anything at 3 a.m. when she was awake?
SPEAKER_01Oh, yeah, uh 3 a.m. there was a I don't I don't know if you were paying attention, but there we think that's about when that window was shattered. Uh did you hear anything happen? Or the tunnel collapsing too was should have been loud.
SPEAKER_03It's a I mean it's a pretty big good distance from the cabin. Like we're at the back of this enclosed, like, you know, this valley, so it's yeah, I didn't really hear anything, but uh you know, we'll keep you updated if we can think of anything.
SPEAKER_02Okay. So you'll want to leave a little earlier to get to the party tonight. Okay, make sure.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, no, yeah, we will, we will. Because we don't you don't want to be late, we got a whole thing. We will, yeah, we totally will.
SPEAKER_01Uh Janice takes a cucumber sandwich and heads out.
SPEAKER_07Right. Lucy, you want to talk about how you feel? Sure. I don't you don't have to.
SPEAKER_02I didn't get that.
SPEAKER_06Everything I learned makes me have more questions. That's all. And that's frustrating, but right now I um I think it's crazy that it sounds like ah, I'm the daughter of fate.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, it's taken you a lot longer to process this than the rest of us. I think we were pretty much on that day one.
SPEAKER_06Well, you try having a mom who's a goddess, and and you the only reason that you can be alive is because your older sibling died, and you're the the one link that links a god to the feelings of humanity. So now I have all of these feelings inside of me that are that that are gonna share with my mother who needs me, and I needed her, but she's not here, and I don't I just want a hug.
SPEAKER_01Janice gives her a hug. Rex gives her a hug.
SPEAKER_02Lucine?
SPEAKER_06Yeah.
SPEAKER_02You're kind of really important, and I know that that might be a foreign feeling to you, but you're you've been really important to us.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_02So nothing changes. Now you're just a little bit more important to everyone else.
SPEAKER_06Rex, that's so nice. And uh I just want you to know that you're really important to me too.
SPEAKER_01Thank you, Janice. You're also important to me, Rex?
SPEAKER_06Janice, you're important to me too.
SPEAKER_01You're important to me, Lucy. And hey, one another way to look at it, to just throw a different perspective, is that your mom loves you so much that you're the only reason she cares about any of us. Yeah, it's true.
SPEAKER_06That breaks my brain. Just don't think about it.
SPEAKER_02I do it all the time.
SPEAKER_06Okay, we got a murder to solve. Do we think that Nerva did it?
SPEAKER_01Yeah. Uh we know that she's been sick, quotation marks, for about a month, perhaps exactly a month.
SPEAKER_07I don't think periods that last that long.
SPEAKER_01No. Patch. Patch, since the last full moon.
SPEAKER_07If they go into overtime, they do.
SPEAKER_01Well, what I'm saying is is just because I think Nerva might be dealing with some light lycanthropy, that doesn't mean that she's the only one.
SPEAKER_06Oh, like a recent bite, maybe. Right.
SPEAKER_01Well, she sounds like she's maybe recently afflicted with lycanthropy.
SPEAKER_07She also doesn't have any reason to to hurt anyone here or threaten Rex.
SPEAKER_01Well, we don't know how she got it, but just the fact that if she was recently bit, that means that somebody gave her lycanthropy.
SPEAKER_07Who else could it be? Valdric?
SPEAKER_01I don't know. It would you'd think she'd recognize them unless they were already in wolf form.
SPEAKER_02Also, like, I don't know anything about werewolves or where they are, but it's kind of like a sentient being. Like it it wrote out a threat to you, Tanis.
SPEAKER_01To you. And I think you have to like work your way up to that. I don't think you're uh good at being a werewolf on your first full moon. That's kind of tricky.
SPEAKER_07Guys, I'm realizing why did that lady Katya tell me that werewolves are always bad, and then Yemma told me that they're not always bad. Maybe we should talk to her. Katya? Yeah. Okay.
SPEAKER_01But if she's a secret werewolf hunter.
SPEAKER_07Oh, how would we f a werewolf hunter?
SPEAKER_06Katya.
SPEAKER_01She's doing a shitty job if she's a werewolf hunter. I guess that's fair.
SPEAKER_06Um what are some ways that you can like flush out a werewolf? Um, bones?
SPEAKER_01I think they're pretty normal unless they should shift. It depends on how good they are at being a werewolf. We don't like silver.
SPEAKER_06Is that werewolves or is that just vampires? It's werewolves as well. I think it's werewolves.
SPEAKER_01No, it's vampire. I think werewolf's thing is if they're if they're in human form, there's not much we can do about it.
SPEAKER_02Another thing that I want to do is do some snooping. Yeah. We gotta look at some rooms.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, and that's empty room. Yeah, we were gonna look in the empty room, and then Voldric's gonna talk at us. It's like somebody tried to distract us from looking in the empty room.
SPEAKER_01But the thing is, if there's more than one werewolf here, werewolves may or may not lose control on a full moon, so you kinda you gotta lock them down preemptively.
SPEAKER_06Wait, let me see if I can reach out to any big wolves who can might be able to help us fight against them this evening if we have to. Okay.
SPEAKER_01Okay, we're gonna check the call.
SPEAKER_03Did you send out a mental radio silence back? Or roll animal handling.
SPEAKER_06I got a natural one. Actually, no, I got a zero. You hear in your mind, uh I got a busy signal, guys. No dice.
SPEAKER_01Let's let's go back to plan A then. How does that sound, Lucy? Okay, shock party. That uh let's just go look at this room. You're gonna go, and you're gonna love it. Janice runs to the room.
SPEAKER_03So you guys re-enter. Everyone is like kind of congregated in the main hall, like the the main area. As you enter, people start to kind of crowd around you.
SPEAKER_00Back off.
SPEAKER_03Oh, we are so concerned for our father.
SPEAKER_06We're working on it. Wow, your breath. That smells really bad.
SPEAKER_07Please, please tell us. Guys, you gotta stop drinking. What do you know? We're just we're still looking at it. I don't know anything. What do you know?
SPEAKER_06Go back to your room and take a nap.
SPEAKER_02Actually, everyone stay down here. We need to be in Oh, you're right. We need to be, you know, the safest place to be in these situations is in groups.
SPEAKER_07Together.
SPEAKER_02You guys stay down here, and we will figure it out.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, is Bale down here?
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_07Excuse me, sir.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_07Mr. Bale. Um, can I feel like I trust you? You seem like a cool guy. Can you make sure no one leaves or comes in? And if they do, will you let us know?
SPEAKER_04Yeah, sure. I'll I'll stand at the the the foot of the stairs and it's better than that.
SPEAKER_07Okay, I give him um 20 gold.
SPEAKER_04Oh shit. Good dipper, good dipper. I could buy so much Warhammer with this.
SPEAKER_01Ding ding. Uh Valdric, can we have the keys to the empty room?
SPEAKER_03Uh yes, right away, right away. You see, he goes under the desk. Hmm.
SPEAKER_01Hmm? That keys to the empty room? No one's in there, right? So the key should be at the front desk.
SPEAKER_07I can just unlock it.
SPEAKER_03I'm so sorry. I d I do not I do not see.
SPEAKER_07Patch runs up to get to start lockpicking.
SPEAKER_03Oh.
SPEAKER_01Janice will help Patch.
SPEAKER_03Uh make an uh slide of hand check. 18. You click open the door. As you're touching the door handle, you also notice this door handle is cold. And as you reverse fire. Push it open, you see that the window in this room is open. Open.
SPEAKER_06I check the corners.
SPEAKER_03You do not see uh a werewolf in this room.
SPEAKER_06I look around for disturbances and then I check the trash.
SPEAKER_03Oh bringing it back. Electro roots. Look around the room. Uh you don't see like a ton of disturbed. Like it doesn't seem like someone's been like staying in this room or staging a werewolf attack in this room. Everyone make perception.
SPEAKER_01Dirty 20.
SPEAKER_03I got a three. So in the trash can, you look and you don't there doesn't seem to be anything in the trash. This is an empty room. Dirty 20.
SPEAKER_01Can I lean out uh can I also like lean out the window and see if this was coming in or going out?
SPEAKER_03Uh this is an open window. So you can't quite tell you don't see any tracks outside the window.
SPEAKER_01Okay.
SPEAKER_03You do see at kind of the base of a window a black feather.
SPEAKER_02Janice, I got one of those two from the other window. Ah, twins.
SPEAKER_07That looks like something we should have shown to Yemma. Oh, maybe.
SPEAKER_01It does.
SPEAKER_02We'll talk to her at the sock party.
SPEAKER_07A black feather.
SPEAKER_01A black feather. Janice also looks up into the sky pensively.
SPEAKER_07Aware owlbear?
SPEAKER_01Ware raven.
SPEAKER_07Ware raven. But were ravens don't have wolves' paws, do they?
SPEAKER_01No, but they are talons. But they are another kind of lycanthrope.
SPEAKER_06Oh, but they don't make the footprints in the snow.
SPEAKER_01But they wouldn't make any footprints. Like someone could have flown in here.
SPEAKER_07I don't know.
SPEAKER_02Maybe, maybe we're dealing with kind of like a double trouble situation where they're also.
SPEAKER_07Twins. Well, let's get let's break into their room.
SPEAKER_01That's true. I mean, we don't need their Patch already proved we don't need a key, right?
SPEAKER_07Yeah.
SPEAKER_03Uh slide of hand check, baby.
SPEAKER_07Natural 20.
SPEAKER_03It comes open like a breeze.
SPEAKER_07Like butter.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, you step into this room, you see two twin beds on opposite sides of the room. Very far apart. So far. You see they've got like a lot of board games. I feel like homeschool people are really into board games.
SPEAKER_07But they're the weird, like they're the weird, like themed board games.
SPEAKER_03They're a little biblical in a way. Yes. Like all of them come with like parts.
SPEAKER_07It's like apples to apples.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_07There's a lot of Latin.
SPEAKER_03They seem like the only things they've read are in Latin, and they are not allowed to read Harry Potter. Like that seems like the two things that you can know about them. Right. Uh where are you guys looking in here? I'm looking There's like desk, trash can. Definitely trash can. Every room in every murder mystery has a death desk and a trash can. It's so true.
SPEAKER_07I want to look um But also their closets.
SPEAKER_01I want to see if there's any I'm like, because feathers, I'm like either a literal bird, a feather boa, or um some sort of of writing. And I would like Oh, or like a writing quill. Yeah, I don't know if I just find those on windows.
SPEAKER_06I want to look in the fireplace to see if there's anything in the ash.
SPEAKER_03And I want to look in their drains.
SPEAKER_06I want to look in every drawer. And we also look in the trash.
SPEAKER_03So in looking in all these places. I got a 28. Great. You didn't need to. Um looking in the drawer, uh, you see that they they they have like a couple books. Gideon's Bible. You see, they've got um like an a a knife with like a gemstone in the pommel, uh, you know, maybe a hundred gold, as well as some pills that you just have. Flask. Loose pills in there, flask. Yeah. And then in the drain, you see just a long blonde hair, uh, which could belong to either of them.
SPEAKER_05Wait a minute.
SPEAKER_02Lucy, you want this?
SPEAKER_05No, I'm okay. Were you saying pills as a joke, or are they actually like pills in there? There's pills in there.
SPEAKER_01Are those fun pills or like prescriptions?
SPEAKER_03With with your medicine skill, you you can tell that these are fun pills. Okay. I love a good pills.
SPEAKER_01Um, it's not really uh it's not really telling that these Broadway twins who are cutting. I kind of put fun pills in our laboratory. Exactly. Yeah, exactly. Yeah.
SPEAKER_03Looking in the fireplace, you don't see anything, any like extra ashes. You see that there's like a used log. These. A used log.
SPEAKER_02Wait, guys, I just realized something. Whoever has the key to the room is like our number one suspect.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, we don't even Yeah, why would someone have the key to the empty room with nothing in it?
SPEAKER_01There was a pretty knife though, right? Can I cast detect magic on it? Yeah. I would like to do that.
SPEAKER_03There is no magic, it's just a very pretty knife.
SPEAKER_01Interesting. Do I get any other pings?
SPEAKER_03The feathers do ping a little bit of magic. Uh, they ping transformation magic.
SPEAKER_01I knew you were gonna say that.
SPEAKER_07Guys, I have disguised self. What if I disguise myself as one of the twins and try to talk to them?
SPEAKER_01To see if they can tell us anything? I feel like they're not. But I don't know where else to turn. I know. I don't think they liked their dad, but I also don't think they'd kill their dad.
SPEAKER_03You hear uh footsteps coming down the hall. Sorry, bad, you cannot stop us. We want to go to our room. You guys aren't allowed up there right now. We should get out of here. Yeah, we should get out of here.
unknownOkay.
SPEAKER_01Let's scoot out.
SPEAKER_07Go, go, go, go.
SPEAKER_03Uh make a stealth check.
SPEAKER_01Uh 22.
SPEAKER_0717.
SPEAKER_03Let me know if you get below a two, because that's what they rolled with their disadvantage.
SPEAKER_02I got an eight.
SPEAKER_06I got a two.
SPEAKER_03Okay. Well, hey. Meets a pizza, I guess. Um you see. Oh, wait, sorry, it's a three. They're hammered. Oh, great. They are hammered. So they rolled with disadvantage. They come around the corner. Actively, you guys are like coming out of the room at the same time they're coming around the corner. Yeah. But you see that they are just like beer goggles. We have to get into our into the room because we are gonna get our pills. Oh, sure. I don't know. Thanks.
SPEAKER_01Wait, sorry, we have to get pills. Oh, sure. You know, you really shouldn't mix pills with alcohol. What? You really shouldn't mix alcohol.
SPEAKER_03So it's just as our fathers did, so we are looking to have a different time than what we are having currently now, kind of a negative time.
SPEAKER_01Okay. Well, you know, I'm not gonna argue with that, and I'm not your doctor, so do what you're gonna do.
SPEAKER_03We've got uppers and downers, and we think that they are going to make us forget.
SPEAKER_01Great. The pills didn't give off any magic, did they? No. Great.
SPEAKER_07Let's eavesdrop, guys. Let's go to the empty room. We can probably hear them from there, right?
SPEAKER_01I can just send histos. Hey, buddy, you wanna do uh you wanna go on a spy mission? He does.
SPEAKER_03They go into their room and you send histos under the door?
SPEAKER_01I I can take his senses, yeah. I warg.
SPEAKER_03As you warg, looking up at them, Raoul walks over to the desk and opens the drawer and goes, I could have sworn I put the pills in the top drawer. And Reyna goes, Maybe they are in the under they're under the pillow, they're under your pillow, were you having pills last night? He goes, No, I slept so good last night, I did not need pills. Did you take all our pills? I think maybe you took all the pills. You like the pills more than I like the pills? And Reina goes, We like the pills the same. And Raul goes, Yes, we like the pills the same. Oh god. Can you believe this? I mean, after all those years wishing him dead, but now he is, it feels wrong. I know it's not our fault, but I I still feel guilty. Like, you know, if we were different, maybe he would things would have been different, we wouldn't have been here. I don't know.
SPEAKER_07This is boring, Janice. Can you make him say something more interesting?
SPEAKER_03No.
SPEAKER_01Um I say with my eyes rolled back.
SPEAKER_03Maybe uh now that he's gone, we can go from here. We can I don't know, go somewhere that he doesn't book us. Go somewhere, go to a tavern, play at the tavern, we could live. Raul goes, yeah, uh, we can we can make those conversations tomorrow. For today, I think we should board and be a little sad. Not too sad, it's a bad, bad, bad band. But you know, sad. And they give each other a hug. Oh, wow. And you see, she goes, We could play apples to apples right now.
SPEAKER_04Two person apples to apples, of course, you and I both know, is when one person plays a card and the other person plays a card, and you laugh at how funny the other person's card is, because ultimately it is a five to six playoff game.
SPEAKER_01Histos, get out of there. Get out of there, buddy.
SPEAKER_07I guess they're innocent. Yeah, sounds like they didn't do it.
SPEAKER_01What do you think, Histos? Did they do it? Histos says he hates them, but no.
SPEAKER_06Okay. Um we should check some more rooms.
SPEAKER_01You know what?
SPEAKER_06Yeah, let's look in Katya's room and in vernacular's room.
SPEAKER_03Katya's.
SPEAKER_06Yeah.
SPEAKER_03Make a uh sleight of hand check.
SPEAKER_05Dirty 20.
SPEAKER_03Dirty 20. We'll say that we'll roll that over to the forward rooms as well.
SPEAKER_05Patch is gonna leave the bottle of pills on the floor in front of their door and then knock and run away. Yeah.
SPEAKER_03What is this?
SPEAKER_05Ooh, delivery!
SPEAKER_03Um, so you enter Katya's room. You see uh uh the bed is well made.
SPEAKER_06We check the trash can, we check check the desk drawer, I check the fireplace ash.
SPEAKER_01I just imagine all four of us immediately like pushing each other out of the way. I want to look in the trash this time.
SPEAKER_03We'll start with the trash. Uh so who's looking? So you're looking in the trash. Yep. So you see just a couple drained violes that seem to have contained some liquid at some point in time.
SPEAKER_06And I can't tell what color of liquid it is.
SPEAKER_03Um, we'll say that you can tell that there was like a light brackish red.
SPEAKER_06Uh blood colored.
SPEAKER_03Kinda, yeah.
unknownOkay.
SPEAKER_00One could say. Yeah.
SPEAKER_03Who's checking the desk?
SPEAKER_00I'll check the desk.
SPEAKER_03Uh, as you're flipping through the desk, you see uh a badge. You see it says Druidic Order of Nylean Arcanozoologists. And you see on the back there's a spot of blood.
SPEAKER_01A druidic?
SPEAKER_07A druid. Druids can turn into animals.
SPEAKER_01Druids can wild shape, yeah.
SPEAKER_03You also see um there's a good amount of gold. There's like a pretty good amount of gold. There's like a thousand gold in her desk. You also see uh uh uh a key.
SPEAKER_07I take that key.
SPEAKER_01Is this the key to the empty room?
SPEAKER_07Does it look like the key like a hotel key?
SPEAKER_01Uh yeah, it looks like a hotel key.
SPEAKER_07I'm gonna go across real quick and see if it fits the empty door.
SPEAKER_01It does not.
SPEAKER_07No.
SPEAKER_06Does it fit this door?
SPEAKER_01It does not. That would be weird because they'd lock their key in their door.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, but just checking.
SPEAKER_05Should we check all of the rooms with it?
SPEAKER_02Check Boris's door.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, I think we go through and check all the rooms, except for maybe the twins. Yeah.
SPEAKER_03You get to Boris's door and the key fits the lock.
SPEAKER_01What does she have a key to Boris's door?
SPEAKER_07Why does she not like Rex?
SPEAKER_01That's right. How does she know Rex?
SPEAKER_07Maybe I should go. I mean, I I have a rapport with her. Yeah. I'll go, um, maybe I should go talk to her. I mean if someone if someone wants to go with me, I'll go.
SPEAKER_01I can ask.
SPEAKER_07Wait, that's not Rex.
SPEAKER_01I can tell her Histos is sick or something. Wait, wait, wait.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, that's great. What? Wait, wait, wait.
SPEAKER_02I really want to do some acting. Lucy, remember we did such good acting?
SPEAKER_06Yeah.
SPEAKER_02When we were in the other thing, and we were Yeah. You talk to her, right? Uh Patch, you're talking to her, and then I come in and I'm yelling at Lucy and I'm like making a big scene. Like I'm like, my dad owns this hotel. Oh, like you're being an asshole, rich guy asshole. And see how she reacts to me.
SPEAKER_06Okay.
SPEAKER_02And I'd be playing the rich guy asshole. I'll be playing a part, of course. Yeah. Like this is in my real feelings. Sure. Can I look? Can I wait? And Janice, you can be my attache.
SPEAKER_01Sure. Uh, but while we're while we're in her room, I also want to look for feathers because if she's a druid, that means not only can she transform into a wolf, she can transform into a bird. And she can do both.
SPEAKER_06Yeah. And I want to look in the ash too. Okay.
SPEAKER_03Um, in the ash, there's a little bit of paper. There's like a like an uh an edge of a page. Yes.
SPEAKER_00Um it says where.
SPEAKER_03It uh yeah, and you don't there's no writing on it, but you do see that something was burned here.
SPEAKER_06What kind of what's the paper? What do I get from the paper? Hardstock?
SPEAKER_03Um, it looks to be uh like letter, book. Yeah, you it seems to be torn out of a book.
SPEAKER_06Torn out of a book. There's a library downstairs, right, guys? Are there any books here around here? Do you see any books in the room? You would describe her as bookish.
SPEAKER_03Yeah. You see that she does have a stack of books on her desk. Um, but you see that like a lot of them, the spines aren't cracked.
SPEAKER_07She's a fake reader.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, I mean it sounds like she's maybe putting up errors. I guess being a druid makes sense if she's a zoologist, but any feathers? I wonder what these dials are for. Wait a sec.
SPEAKER_07Can I do an arcana check on the vials to see if I can discern?
SPEAKER_01Can I can I cast detect poison on the vials?
SPEAKER_07I got a twenty-six.
SPEAKER_03Um these seem to be healing potions.
SPEAKER_07Healing potions. Maybe like after a fight? There's a lot of blood. Might not have all been horses. I don't know.
SPEAKER_01I don't know either. I'm looking for I just realized I slept really good last night.
SPEAKER_07Oh.
SPEAKER_01And the twins also mentioned they slept really good last night.
SPEAKER_07You're right.
SPEAKER_02Me too. I thought it was just the first time we'd been in a real bed for a while.
SPEAKER_07Me too. I was wide awake. You woke up. Yeah, I I heard that crash.
SPEAKER_01I mean, I don't know.
SPEAKER_07I had a drink last night, but Yeah, I'm I'm pretty I'm pretty hardy. Do you think maybe there was something in the food? Maybe. Um Who makes the food? Let's go to the kitchens. Yeah.
SPEAKER_01Okay. I'm keeping this detect poison flaring.
SPEAKER_03You guys um head down to the kitchen. Uh as you come down, Bale goes, I'm sorry, they had they like pushed past me and I didn't know their father just died. It's okay, Bale.
SPEAKER_04Okay, cool. Thanks. Rock and roll.
SPEAKER_02Um Bale. Maybe I'm a nah nah nah.
SPEAKER_01Patch, do you want to go talk? Maybe maybe we do another split seas. Patch and I will go talk to Yeah, let's go. Katya, and you guys can check the kitchen. Yep. Or wait. And then I'll come out.
SPEAKER_07Yeah.
SPEAKER_01I have to detect poison.
SPEAKER_07I can go by myself.
SPEAKER_01Okay, here. Do you want to take histos to just be an icebreaker?
SPEAKER_07Uh sure.
SPEAKER_01Okay.
SPEAKER_07I'm just holding histos like out. Hi, hi, histos.
SPEAKER_01Clanky histos. Clanky and histos get bring out Clanky. Histos loves Clanky.
SPEAKER_05I think he's just been like loose, like how a dog just kind of runs around.
SPEAKER_03Yeah. So we'll start with Patch. So Patch, you walk up with the snake Tacatya.
SPEAKER_07You like snakes?
SPEAKER_04I love snakes. Uh let me see this one.
SPEAKER_07Hiss.
SPEAKER_04Oh, look at that on his underside. He's got starring.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, his name is um Timmy.
SPEAKER_04Timmy.
SPEAKER_01He made up a name for his name. He gave his dose an alias.
SPEAKER_04Timmy, I'm telling you, I like that name for a snake. Yes. I had the snake as a little girl.
SPEAKER_07Oh yeah?
SPEAKER_04Yes.
SPEAKER_07What was its name?
SPEAKER_04Roger.
SPEAKER_07Oh, that's a good name. I just had uh I just had to come over here, Katia. I hope you don't mind. I my um my buddy Rex was just grinding my gears.
SPEAKER_04Oh, really?
SPEAKER_07You know him?
SPEAKER_04Is he the one with the hoodie?
SPEAKER_07No, no, that's Janice. Uh Rex is the guy with the with the cocky belts.
SPEAKER_04Oh, I saw it. Very funny.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, he's uh God, you know, his dad owns this place and he's just really won't let us forget about it.
SPEAKER_04I used to know someone with a with a similar belt when I was younger, which is funny. You don't see a lot of that, but every time, every time you see something that that's ostentatious, you kind of you clock it.
SPEAKER_07Really, like a like a cocky it said cocky?
SPEAKER_04It's red, it has a chicken on it, it says cocky.
SPEAKER_07Who did you know that had it?
SPEAKER_04My friend Seely.
SPEAKER_07Oh, cool.
SPEAKER_03We cut to the kitchens.
SPEAKER_05So you guys enter, you see that there is a coming after Rex because he stole his belt.
SPEAKER_03You see that there's a pantry, a fireplace, a countertop, uh, you know, classic kitchen vibes. Yeah. Sure. As you enter with Detect Poison U, is this also like a radius thing?
SPEAKER_01Yeah, it's the same as Detect Magic, except for it looks for poison and disease.
SPEAKER_03You get uh in the pantry, there's like a little bit of ping. Ping coming.
SPEAKER_01I got a little ping from the pantry.
SPEAKER_10Um Rex is in the pantry trying to find snacks. Stop, Rex. Hey.
SPEAKER_06Hey, three times a day, baby.
SPEAKER_05Yeah. Don't look at me, shots.
SPEAKER_01Rex, you can you can eat stuff, but like pass it by the sensor first. Pass it by me first. Okay, how about these pretzel sticks? Um What about the pretzel stick, Spencer?
SPEAKER_03You notice a light dusting of something that's pinging poisonous on them.
SPEAKER_01Oh, these are poison pretzels.
SPEAKER_10Rex, put them down.
SPEAKER_01Janice gives them the heimlift. Um, yeah, there's like a powder on them.
SPEAKER_03Oh, gross. If you'd like, you can make a medicine check to or a nature check to identify the poison.
SPEAKER_01I think my medicine's probably better. 25?
SPEAKER_03You smell it immediately. This is monk's hood.
SPEAKER_01Is it monk's hood? Uh huh.
SPEAKER_03It's highly poisonous if given in a high enough concentration, but there seems to be like a blend of other herbs that seem to kind of counteract it enough to render it more of like a sleeping draught.
SPEAKER_01Interesting. It looks like somebody took this monk's hood, which is poisonous and can be deadly, and they turned it into a sleeping drug. You know, I I it's so funny. I was just telling Torin, you know, the difference between a medicine and a poison is the dose.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_01Uh but yeah, this would make you nice and sleepy wait, this would make you nice and sleepy. I think you were so sleepy.
SPEAKER_03With your 25, you also know the other name for monkshood, which is Wolf Spain. We cut back out to Patch.
SPEAKER_04You you seem to react to the name Seely Booth.
SPEAKER_07No, I just thought it was a cool name.
SPEAKER_04Roll Deception.
SPEAKER_10It is a cool name. It is a cool name. With advantage, Chloe.
unknownNo, no, fuck that.
SPEAKER_10Can can Histos give Chloe help somehow?
SPEAKER_03Yes. Sixteen. Sixteen? Yeah, it's a very cool name.
SPEAKER_01Histos bites. Histos bites.
SPEAKER_07It's a cool name.
SPEAKER_04Bad little Timmy, bad little Timmy.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, I really like that real animals do that. Um sorry, I so I came over here. I just needed some air from from Rax. He's just a real d uh a dick sometimes, you know.
SPEAKER_04I get that. I work I've worked with a few dicks in the past. But it's in our line of work, you know.
SPEAKER_07Are you um have you ever been through Ariaks?
SPEAKER_04Uh no. Uh well, I guess I will be going through Ariaks uh on my way, but I'm from Plut Plutopolis originally.
SPEAKER_07You're from Plutopolis?
SPEAKER_04Yes.
SPEAKER_07There's a play going up there.
SPEAKER_04Yes, I uh I am aware I've been there.
SPEAKER_03I've recently. Yeah.
SPEAKER_04I've only I only arrived here about two weeks ago, and I've just been staying for a couple of weeks and to sort of meander my way down to Liers Junction.
SPEAKER_07How close were you with um what was his name? Seaman?
SPEAKER_03See Lee, Sea Lee Sealy. I thought you were talking about Boris. Uh uh.
SPEAKER_07Why would I be talking about Boris?
SPEAKER_04The dead body?
SPEAKER_07Yeah, why would I be talking about him?
SPEAKER_04I don't know. I thought you guys were looking into it.
SPEAKER_07Oh yeah, just kind of Did you know him?
SPEAKER_04Boris?
SPEAKER_07Yeah.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, just from around.
SPEAKER_07It seems like you've been here a long time.
SPEAKER_04Uh just a couple of weeks, and other people have been here longer, you know.
SPEAKER_07Well, um We cut back.
SPEAKER_06Uh okay, poison.
SPEAKER_01Wolf Spain. Wolf Spain. Wolf Spain.
SPEAKER_02That's a coincidence.
SPEAKER_01Must be. Is that a coincidence or is it some sort of poetic justice?
SPEAKER_02I don't know, but whatever it is.
SPEAKER_01Or somebody's perceived sense of poetic justice.
SPEAKER_02People wanted whoever did this wanted us to all sleep through the night so that we didn't wake up when it happened. So it's all gotta be connected. Is there a wolf spane in the greenhouse?
SPEAKER_01The greenhouse. The greenhouse.
SPEAKER_06The greenhouse. Should we go to the greenhouse and look if see if there's wolf spane being grown?
SPEAKER_01Yeah, but first. Yeah, I've got a nervalism kit.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, do you want to do it on the way out?
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_05Okay. Can I do a quick just perception check on Katya to see if I see any wounds or like scratches or anything?
SPEAKER_01Maybe once healed by a potion.
SPEAKER_05Yeah.
SPEAKER_01Can I give Patch guidance through histos since I can cast touch spells through histos? Absolutely. You fully can. Great. I'm gonna cast guidance, give you a D4 on that.
SPEAKER_07Ooh, four. So that's a 17.
SPEAKER_03With the 17, we'll say that you are able to tell that there are some scars that look recently healed. She has more scars than a zoologist you'd think would normally have.
SPEAKER_07Listen, um, I don't I try not to make it a habit to comment on women's bodies, but I know.
SPEAKER_04Thank you, and that is very appreciated of you as a young ally. Thank you.
SPEAKER_07I noticed that uh looks like you're a bit of an adventurer. I'm kind of an adventurer myself.
SPEAKER_04Yes.
SPEAKER_07What have you have you fought anything crazy lately?
SPEAKER_04Oh, ah, you know, the uh so many creatures, and ultimately if you're in the line of zoology, you have to face many, many beasts who are monstrous in nature. Uh I've I fought the uh uh do you know what the a nos is?
SPEAKER_07A nos?
SPEAKER_04Yes. It's like a moss dog. No, I don't. Like a moss dog.
SPEAKER_07A moss dog?
SPEAKER_04Like a dog made of moss.
SPEAKER_07That sounds cute.
SPEAKER_04He is very, very cute.
SPEAKER_02Lucy, this is Minotaur shit. I, by the horns of Mogus, I will have my revenge on Valdrick, that sniveling uh poor uh worker. He is garbage.
SPEAKER_06Rex, he's an employee. He's just doing his best. Rex is going off.
SPEAKER_02I've got so much money I could buy and sell him a thousand times. He's being quite rude. And I think I shall. And I'll buy him and I'll just kill him, and then I could make someone else. You know what? Maybe I'll make Bale the leader of this hotel.
SPEAKER_06Rex, he's a human being. He's not, he's one of one. You can't just replace people willy-nilly for money.
SPEAKER_02I have a disregard for human life. Roll perception, Patch.
SPEAKER_03Roll perception? Yeah. Or insight.
SPEAKER_10And I also should we have to roll performance?
SPEAKER_03Yes. Both of you have to roll performance.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, 17 perception.
SPEAKER_0317, okay.
SPEAKER_05I have a 17.
SPEAKER_0317?
SPEAKER_10I only got a nine, which I think is fair.
SPEAKER_03So with the 17, Patch, um, I think I think with between a 17 and a nine, I think that that averages out to like a fair middling performance. Patch, you see Katya is just like watching reality TV. You see through Rex and Lucy past them to the front desk where Valdrick is sitting, and you see that he like looks like he's got a roiling rage under the surface at Rex's words.
SPEAKER_07I would too. Yeah, I would too.
SPEAKER_03Yes, I I'm apologize, Master Rex and uh uh Master Lucy, but if you I believe this is a conversation probably more for in private than out here. Uh, if you would like kindly find your way to either your room, or of course the theatrical chamber is open if you would like to be in there. Uh, I could also avail you to the main office if you would prefer to have the conversation in here. I just believe that it is probably not the best show of face for our guests for the sign of a hotel to be talking uh loudly about the management.
SPEAKER_02I'm sorry, Valdrick. Uh do you own this hotel?
SPEAKER_03No, sir, I do not.
SPEAKER_02Okay, so then have this conversation wherever fuck I want.
SPEAKER_06Rex, uh he's doing his best. He's just maybe we should listen to him.
SPEAKER_03No need to defend my honour. I am No, no, no. I live to serve.
SPEAKER_02Don't tell her what to do. I believe you, Lucy. You're right. We should probably have this in private. A good idea from you.
SPEAKER_06Yes. To private.
SPEAKER_03Yes, if you would like, I can take you into the main office, I can take you to the to out in front.
SPEAKER_02I'd like to go to the main office.
SPEAKER_07Yes, we would.
SPEAKER_03Please, write right this way, right this way.
SPEAKER_07Katya, I'm gonna catch up with them, but I j I had one uh one more question if you don't mind. Um I feel like on our first day here, you know, it seems I obviously you've been here a while. Did you know Valdric beforehand?
SPEAKER_04No, I knew him I knew him when I came here. I didn't know him beforehand.
SPEAKER_07Alright, bye.
SPEAKER_01Does Patch still have that key?
SPEAKER_07I do have the key.
SPEAKER_01Can I have Histos tug on Patch's sleeve and like point hit and point Patch outside? Yeah.
SPEAKER_07I follow wherever I'm being taken.
SPEAKER_01Okay, Janice meets meets the two of you outside. Patch, let's uh uh Wolf Spain. I I catch up Patch and I'm like, I don't know if the greenhouse would be locked, but can we see if this key goes to the greenhouse?
SPEAKER_07Yeah, here you go. I don't know what's going on with Boris's room.
SPEAKER_01Oh, sorry, it went to Boris's room. That's right. Either way, you want to go to the greenhouse with me?
SPEAKER_07Yes. I don't know what's going on with her. She uh she didn't really seem like, you know, she seemed annoyed at Rex, but as much as, you know, anyone would be, she didn't seem like she had a vendetta against him or anything. I don't know. I maybe I'm not good at interrogating, but I don't I didn't get a lot of information from her.
SPEAKER_01I watched a little bit at the end there through histos, and I think you did fine. Thanks. Let's check the greenhouse.
SPEAKER_07Okay.
SPEAKER_03So we're gonna start with the main office. You guys are let in, and Valdrick goes, please, uh, you know, of course, I touch anything you want. Uh, this is all your property. I was gonna say not to touch anything, but that would be crazy because of course you are in charge. Uh, and I am just lowly peyed.
SPEAKER_08Yeah, you can now.
SPEAKER_03Can I get you tea or coffee or cake or we're good.
SPEAKER_02We're good.
SPEAKER_03Yes.
SPEAKER_02We just had some pretzels.
SPEAKER_03Uh roll intimidation and Lucy roll insight.
SPEAKER_0216.
SPEAKER_06I got 12.
SPEAKER_03He goes, Yes, absolutely. I'll happily bring you some pretzels. You don't get a read on whether that pings to him as anything. He leaves you alone in the office.
SPEAKER_02Okay, Lucy. But unintended consequence, but great, right? We got into this room. Yeah. Let's um ransack it. I call garbage.
SPEAKER_06Okay, great. I call fireplace. Oh, and I want to look on the shelves for books.
SPEAKER_03So uh in this room, you see there's spare keys, you see that there's books, there's a ledger, you see that there's a cash box on the desk, and in the trash can you find a letter.
SPEAKER_06What's it say, Rex? What's it say?
unknownI don't know yet.
SPEAKER_03As you open it, it says, Sir, I've received your request for a promotion, and I must tell you again to stop pestering me. What I do with my company is my job and my business. Mind your own, and perhaps one day we will have those conversations. Sincerely, Captain Petros.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, written like Drew Dick, that's my dad.
SPEAKER_06Pecross is your dad's name?
SPEAKER_02Yeah, gross, right?
SPEAKER_06Yeah. Petross.
SPEAKER_02Pegross, more likely. P.
SPEAKER_06Gross. My mouth feels weird after saying that name.
SPEAKER_02It's a family name, so chill out a little bit.
SPEAKER_06Sorry, Rex.
SPEAKER_02Waldric doesn't like me at all, obviously.
SPEAKER_06No. Well, maybe, maybe he couldn't get out of the contract with Boris, and the show was so bad that maybe it was keeping people from coming to coming to the thing. And so he wasn't making any money and the hotel wasn't doing well. So he wanted to kill Boris so that the hotel would do better. And and maybe that he would feel some some small sense of importance in the world and that other people were thinking about him and that he was he was actually some doing something of note, and that maybe somebody up above would would know and recognize him and think that he was important in doing something for him and would reach out and contact that person and maybe have a connection with them.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, that also um I don't know why he would want to sabotage his uh the own uh tunnel keeping business away, unless it was really like I was the main target. Because that keeps me here.
SPEAKER_06And you're next.
SPEAKER_02Well, it could be Janice, it could be Patch, but yeah, I think we're right. Yeah, but it's probably me. But I'm just so confused because like this guy's a pipsqueak.
SPEAKER_06Rex, uh you gotta stop thinking like that.
SPEAKER_02What?
SPEAKER_06Just because he's uh not uh didn't like be because he seems like a pipsqueak, doesn't mean he doesn't have agency. I know you think of him as your future employee someday, but but I think he he has more power than you think he does.
SPEAKER_02I don't know. I also between you and me, yeah, I don't want this job.
SPEAKER_06I know, I know, Rex.
SPEAKER_02So like I don't want like I think of him as annoying because he's like sucks up to my dad and then he sucks up to me and like seems really fake.
SPEAKER_06Yeah. So we can't control the way that people think of us, though.
SPEAKER_02I guess, but I mean I guess I could go kill him right now.
SPEAKER_06No, don't do that.
SPEAKER_02Why?
SPEAKER_06Because we don't know. You can't just kill people for wanting to kill you.
SPEAKER_02Um, yeah, you can.
SPEAKER_06No, not until they're actively trying.
SPEAKER_02Is it right? We cut back to the greenhouse.
SPEAKER_07I want to look at the books. Wait, Janice, I remember something else that she told me. She told me that she recognized uh uh Rex's belt buckle because she knew Seely Booth.
SPEAKER_01Oh.
SPEAKER_07But like I said, she didn't seem especially angry when she was looking at Rex.
SPEAKER_01Interesting.
SPEAKER_03You see, the the greenhouse uh is right in front of you, kind of in front of the next of the hot tub. You see, there's inside all manners of plants the doors are unlocked.
SPEAKER_01Okay. That is interesting. It sounds like she might be a mogus person. Maybe we could ask her about that.
SPEAKER_07Maybe.
SPEAKER_01And then what about all the scars?
SPEAKER_07I I kinda asked her, um, but she didn't really give me a good answer.
SPEAKER_01Hmm. I mean, she does work with animals and she is a shapeshifter. Uh well, presumed.
SPEAKER_03You see, the greenhouse is very well tended. You see, the soil looks infused in like a familiar way to you, Janice. Uh similar to like your hometown, uh, they have like inf druidic infused soil that grows plants at like a faster rate. Usually a lot of like smaller towns or like, for instance, your suburbs will use those to like feed their population.
SPEAKER_01And it's Bale who takes care of the greenhouse?
SPEAKER_07Mm-hmm. Janice Katya also told me she was from Plutopolis.
SPEAKER_01Katya did?
SPEAKER_07Mm-hmm.
SPEAKER_01And she's a druid too. I wonder if she's been helping with the greenhouse at all.
SPEAKER_07What are we doing in here? We're looking for for Wolf's Bane?
SPEAKER_01Well, I was gonna see if there was any wolf's bane in here, but also there's uh there's druidic magic here. Uh you think Bale is also maybe a druid? And they're maybe part of the same order?
SPEAKER_07I just don't understand what what they would all be doing this for, might like it seems like um Valdric is the only one who has anything to gain from from Rex dying. I don't understand why Bale or Katya or or or Nerva or anyone else would want to, I mean, first of all, like, crash the tunnel, let alone do all this other stuff.
SPEAKER_01Well, Bale Bale seems to think that Valdric is an okay boss, and they seem to get along. But Katya had the key to Boris's room. Does Katya she's been here a few weeks. I wonder if Katya has any previous connections with Valdric?
SPEAKER_07I asked, and she said no, but she could have been lying.
SPEAKER_01That's true.
SPEAKER_03Janice, your detect poison picks up something.
SPEAKER_01There's uh there's a poison plant in here somewhere. Um, can I follow the ping?
SPEAKER_03Yeah, you see in the corner, there's like a little tarp that's been hung that's kind of cutting off shelves of tools and stuff. It's still exposed to the to the sun, still exposed to the things of the greenhouse, and you feel something behind the tarp.
SPEAKER_01Behind the tarp? I look for some like gardening gloves, and then I move the tarp and I put on a little mask too, maybe.
SPEAKER_03You see a full plant of Wolfsbane.
SPEAKER_01Uh but it's hidden here. But Bale what would they grow Wolfsbane for intentionally and then try to hide it?
SPEAKER_07I mean, Bale's the cook, right?
SPEAKER_01Bale's the kind of everything here. He's the one who tends the greenhouse.
SPEAKER_07Maybe well, yeah, he could just be doing what Vulger tells him to do.
SPEAKER_01That's true. He could be. I mean, here's the Wolfsbane. It's in the greenhouse that Bale works with.
SPEAKER_07So what now?
SPEAKER_01Now.
SPEAKER_07I feel like we just have to wait for the sock party.
SPEAKER_03We cut back to um the office. Uh, you're looking at the books?
SPEAKER_06Yeah, I want to flip through the books to see if any of them have pages torn out.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, you see uh actually two books with pages torn out.
SPEAKER_06Which books are they?
SPEAKER_03Uh you see one that is a ledger of transactions, and you see another which is a diary. You see that it's a journal seemingly kept by Valdrick on the comings and goings of hotel guests. Roll uh either one of you who's looking at this can roll insight.
SPEAKER_10I got a bat one.
SPEAKER_06I got a five.
unknownGreat.
SPEAKER_03Uh, you see, there's a page torn out from about a month ago, but that's all you really know. Snapping work.
SPEAKER_06No, I'm gonna let's take these two books and see if Patch or Janice get anything out of them, because I don't really understand anything. And then I'll cast minor allusion uh so that it looks like they're still here.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, or if he asks about it, I can just like you know, put him in his place, you know.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, that too.
SPEAKER_03Um, so you hear a knocking at the door. Hello, um, yes, I have your pretzels ready for you. I've they're right out here if you would like, or I can come in. It's up to you, whatever you'd like.
SPEAKER_06Come on in.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, but yeah, come on in.
SPEAKER_03Um he comes in.
SPEAKER_06Um, Baldrick, you've been such a great help. Why don't you have some pretzels with us?
SPEAKER_02Yeah, actually, I've been really rude to you, and I am sorry. I think that if you, you know, had some pretzels, that would be very kind of you.
SPEAKER_03Yeah. I'm so sorry. I am gluten intolerant.
SPEAKER_02Oh, these are gluten-free.
SPEAKER_03They are not. Uh I I apologize, sir, but uh.
SPEAKER_02No, I talked to my dad, they're gluten-free.
SPEAKER_03Roll deception. It's gonna bloat.
SPEAKER_10Only a six. I'm rolling like absolute trash today.
SPEAKER_03He goes, uh I I'd rather not risk it because of course if I get gluten within me, I I start to, you know, uh feel sick. Um fortunately. I do not want that.
SPEAKER_06Well, why don't we get you another snack?
SPEAKER_03Sure, that would be lovely. Thank you. But uh, of course, uh you do not have to because again, I know I'm but a lonely peon, and uh you all are quite elevated. So uh if you'd like me to fix you something else, I could even fix something for myself if that is your order.
SPEAKER_06Yes. Wait, why don't you go fix something that we can all no, fix something that for us, just us, that's gluten-free. Okay.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, but we're curious about what it's like to live a gluten-free lifestyle.
SPEAKER_03I'll make salad. Um he goes back to the kitchen.
SPEAKER_02Um Is there anything else I want to look in here?
SPEAKER_06Oh, I wish we had the Judge Merger.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, I wish we had.
SPEAKER_06I wish we had Janice's special ide uh special sense to be able to tell if these Wait! I um I open up a little like leather flap that I have and I use it to um to collect some pretzels and I wrap them up and I put them in my pocket. Uh, Janice about later.
SPEAKER_03So Janice and Pat, you guys come back into the hotel.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, I while Janice is out there though, he's gonna take a couple snippings of the wolf's bane and like maybe a couple other plants just for his herbalism kit to just like restock. But yeah.
SPEAKER_05Nice, nice, nice.
SPEAKER_03You come back in, uh, you hear sounds from the kitchen of of something being prepared. Uh Bale is still waiting by the stairs, Katya is just sitting at the bar. That is where the people are. Uh, you do not see your friends.
SPEAKER_01Can I walk up to Bale? Oh, oh my gosh, Bale, I just went out to the greenhouse. I just went out to the greenhouse.
SPEAKER_04Yeah.
SPEAKER_01And so I gotta tell you, I saw some like really nice druidic magic in that. Greenhouse that I'd recognized. Thank you. Do you practice uh Yeah?
SPEAKER_03I mean, as a kid, I was in like a druidic order, but uh my parents were like really hippy dippy, and I I kind of fell out uh a little bit, you know.
SPEAKER_01Oh, that's so interesting. I think Katya also mentioned being part of a druidic order. Yeah. Oh, really? Was it the same one?
SPEAKER_03Uh I don't know.
SPEAKER_01Katya.
SPEAKER_07Do you know Katya?
SPEAKER_03Yes, uh, she comes over. Uh no, I mean just from hotel. Hey, what's up? Hey, did you both did you know that you're both druids?
SPEAKER_04Katya goes, Oh, that is quite interesting. I did not know that. That's crazy. Uh well, it's nice to meet the fellow druid. What order are you in, Katya? The Nylean order of Arcanozoologists.
SPEAKER_01Janus is from Plutopolis too. Oh, cool, me too. Oh, you're a Plutopolis person? That's wonderful. I'm out in the suburbs. Where are you from?
SPEAKER_03Uh I'm from within town. I mean from the Merchantile district.
SPEAKER_01Oh, one of the pizza slices. The merchant district. When did you say you left? Uh about a month ago. You know, by that time the merchantile district was um quarantined.
SPEAKER_03Yes, I am aware. I uh I've been meandering my way down. I've stayed at another hotel, but I uh yes, when I when I left it was quarantined, that is why I left.
SPEAKER_07You're not really supposed to predict the quarantine, that's kind of the point.
SPEAKER_04Yes, but uh, you know, I don't quite believe in all that.
SPEAKER_07You don't believe in science?
SPEAKER_04Next question.
SPEAKER_10I do my own research.
SPEAKER_04I do my own research. Bale goes.
SPEAKER_03Uh my parents were the Order of the Moon Star, which was sort of uh I mean I would describe it fully as a cult at this point, but you know, at the time, uh, you know, we lived out on a commune, had had sort of communal animal runnings, we you know.
SPEAKER_01Animal runnings?
SPEAKER_03Yeah, you we would race each other as like, you know, squirrels and wolves and and bats and just sort of it we we would turn into animals and just sort of play around. And I I I realized sort of as as I came of age, I was like, I don't think that this is exactly what I thought it was.
SPEAKER_04I left. I left.
SPEAKER_01Uh oh, that's fair. Oh, you uh you can both wild shape?
SPEAKER_04Bale goes, I'm out of practice, but I I can't, and Katya goes, I too I I am more of a research type of druid. I do not I could, I guess, but I do not use it.
SPEAKER_01I I I never got into it. See, my mom, great druid, but she's, you know, the just the druidic council. And you know, I grew up with mostly I I learned some healing spells and I was a Griffin Scout, and you know, I never I never could wild shape, but uh I always I always was so jealous of everyone who could do it.
SPEAKER_03Yes.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. What a skill to have. Very interesting. Is there any anything you'll need? Oh, I'm just making small talk. Oh, great. Yeah, you know, because it's just you're from Plutopolis, you're a druid. World deception. Janice is not charismatic. Okay. Uh but he got a 19 on the dice. Uh it's a minus one, so I got an 18.
unknownGot it.
SPEAKER_03Uh Rex and Lucy come out of the main office as Katya just sort of smiles and nods at you and goes, Oh, well, uh happy to have smoke talk. Weird occasion for it, but happy to have it.
SPEAKER_01Well, yeah, hey, well, we're all trapped here. Yes, yes. Yeah.
SPEAKER_07Rex, that that lady, Katya, knew Seely Booth, and she recognized his belt buckle on you.
SPEAKER_02Oh, Seely Booth? That guy was sick.
SPEAKER_07I mean, I'm just saying that might be, but she didn't seem that interested in you. I'm just saying that, you know, maybe look out for that.
SPEAKER_02Okay, we're on to another guy now. Uh Valdric.
SPEAKER_07There's not that many people here, guys.
SPEAKER_02Uh Valdric was I think he really hates me.
SPEAKER_06Uh Janice. Um uh is Kaj here in front of us? Uh Janice!
SPEAKER_01Uh hello, this is Janice speaking.
SPEAKER_06I um do you detect any poison from my pockets?
SPEAKER_01From your pocket?
SPEAKER_06Yeah.
SPEAKER_03Uh let me check. You see, uh it's the same pretzels as earlier, um, but detecting it seems like they have less poison. Like the poison was like scraped off best of his ability.
SPEAKER_01Oh, it looks like some of the poison was scraped off.
SPEAKER_06Oh, we these are from Baldric. Baldric?
SPEAKER_07Baldric as in a vampire.
SPEAKER_01So he it sounds like he might have known the poison was there.
SPEAKER_07And try to get rid of them. Yeah.
SPEAKER_01Uh we also got these books.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, can you I need you to check these books for us.
SPEAKER_06I thought you could read. I can read.
SPEAKER_01I can read.
SPEAKER_06But I just didn't want what's a face to see it.
SPEAKER_01What am I checking them for?
SPEAKER_06Um, just look for the around the pages. What could be missing? Remember we found an empty page in a in a fire? These are books that have missing pages.
SPEAKER_01Oh, okay, yeah. I can look at them in a sec once we excuse ourselves from this conversation.
SPEAKER_06Great.
SPEAKER_03Uh you see, Katya and Bale have just like started talking. Kind of taking your silence is just like when in a conversation you're quiet.
SPEAKER_01And they seem like they really don't know each other.
SPEAKER_03Uh, roll insight.
SPEAKER_0114.
SPEAKER_03You don't see anything. Like, there's no familiarity there. It's they they they're talking to each other like people who are like have talked a little bit from being around each other, but not they don't seem to have any huge familiarity.
SPEAKER_01Great. Uh oh, I'm gonna do one more thing. Oh, bail. Yeah. Why would you be growing wolf spane?
SPEAKER_03I'm not. Where did you find Wolfsbane?
SPEAKER_01It was in the back of the greenhouse under a tarp.
SPEAKER_06I want to watch Katya's face.
SPEAKER_03Roll insight. He goes, that's strange. I don't I don't even remember planting wolf spane on anything.
SPEAKER_01Oh, I just assumed since it it was under a tarp? Yeah, it was in the back there.
SPEAKER_03That can't be good for it.
SPEAKER_01Oh, probably not.
SPEAKER_03No, I wouldn't want to I wouldn't want to plant Wolf's Bane because I don't want it to interact in the soil with the other plants. I don't want to get anything, you know, any of them to cross pollinate or, you know, something druidic like that. Um, what'd you get on your Instagram? 18. 18. Katya reacts. Katya's lips purse. She seems to recognize the presence of Wolf's Bane and kind of some implications behind that.
SPEAKER_05Person, person, lips a person.
SPEAKER_01I see 'em.
SPEAKER_04Well, uh, if you'll excuse me, I would like to go to my room, uh, sort of unwind for a minute. Uh yes, of course. Thank you. Bail goes, she can go by. Yeah, I think we can let people upstairs now. Cool.
SPEAKER_06We should all get ready for the party.
SPEAKER_04Oh, great, yeah. That sounds like a party. Did you get your invitation to the sock party? Uh, there is blood on mine. On your socks? On my invitation.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, well, there's a lot of that one away. I thought I did too.
SPEAKER_06A lot of blood going around.
SPEAKER_04Alright, well, I'll see you all there, right? Okay, goodbye. Thanks, Bale.
SPEAKER_02The party's gonna be a m mess. Everyone thinks it's a horror theme.
SPEAKER_03So, you guys, are you heading back to your room to detach base?
SPEAKER_06Yeah, I think so.
SPEAKER_01Let's regroup. Yeah. What? I just had a thought. What?
SPEAKER_06What?
SPEAKER_01Um Katya. Well, okay, two things. One, can we talk about the people?
SPEAKER_06Yes. Yes.
SPEAKER_01Okay, um, Bale seems like a cool guy. Yeah. I'm really vibing with Bale. He's got an interesting past. Did you know his parents were in a cult? I don't care. He's cool.
SPEAKER_07He seems surprised if the wolf's bane was there. He's cool.
SPEAKER_01He was surprised at the wolf's bane, though I will say he can wild shape, which is a little suspicious, though he doesn't do it really anymore, he said, but he can.
SPEAKER_06He's also a follower like of of direction.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, he also follows direction. But I don't know. I don't even though he can wild shape, I think that's the only I think that might be like a red herring. I don't I'm not getting a big deal from him.
SPEAKER_07Okay. We know Katya can probably wild shape.
SPEAKER_01Katya can probably wild shape. She's super suspicious.
SPEAKER_07She's a reason to not like Rex. She knew about the wolf spane. But no reason to not like Boris, I don't think.
SPEAKER_01No reason to not like Boris, but it's suspicious. I'm worried that she and Valdrick are in cahoots somehow.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, I think she and Valdrick are the most suspicious. And she knew Seely Booth.
SPEAKER_01Oh, here was the thing I was worried about uh with Katya and knowing Seely Booth and have being covered in scars and being a zoologist. I'm worried she might be a poacher.
SPEAKER_08A poacher?
SPEAKER_02Not my biggest concern at the moment.
SPEAKER_01Poachers are pretty evil. Well, when she did poacher, but I don't know. Uh I talked to Bale because Bale told me that he's a hunter while we were just shoveling snow, and I'd mentioned like the blood we saw on the way in. Um, but Bale was like, that wasn't me. He's already admitted that he's a hunter and he uses a club and that he would potentially bloody up an animal. Like, that's an easy cover. But if he doesn't have anything to do with that, then someone else is bloodying up animals potentially.
SPEAKER_02Janice, is Bale and Katya were they in the same group of druids? No.
SPEAKER_01Bale said that he was part of the the moon stars. Moon star.
SPEAKER_02If I know anything about werewolves, they like moons.
SPEAKER_07Yeah.
SPEAKER_02They like moons.
SPEAKER_01That's true, but I think uh with my former druid knowledge, like moons are also frequently in reference to like the ones who like to wild shape.
SPEAKER_02Can I can I can I posit a theory?
SPEAKER_01Yeah. And also Katya's order sounded fake.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, the Nihilan Druid order.
SPEAKER_02Because Lucy and I are big into Voldric right now. What if Voldric? I was thinking of him as a you know a puny weenie. Lucy opened my eyes to say maybe he's more powerful than that. It doesn't look like it. But maybe he's somehow mind controlling both of them to do his dirty work.
SPEAKER_06Uh what do the books say, Janice?
SPEAKER_01Oh, um, can you check these out?
SPEAKER_03Yeah, Patch and Janice can both roll insight on the book. Okay.
SPEAKER_07Oh, I got a natural twenty.
SPEAKER_01Great. And I just did pretty good.
SPEAKER_03Uh with the natural twenty and the pretty good. Um so we'll say first, uh we'll say that you take the ledger and you look at it pretty good. The ledger, you notice, uh, has a page torn out, uh, which means that the total cash that should be in the hotel cash box is unaccounted for. We don't know what was on that page, um, how much was taken in over the period on that page.
SPEAKER_06What's the period on that page? Like how far does it go?
SPEAKER_03Um it seems to be just like a relatively recent page, but like like from a couple weeks ago. Okay.
SPEAKER_01Is it month over month or just like a daily ledger?
SPEAKER_06Or like two weeks.
SPEAKER_03Uh it's it's a daily ledger.
SPEAKER_01Okay.
SPEAKER_03It seems to be sort of taking one thing out of the sequence, so there could be however much or however little.
SPEAKER_01Does the paper match do you still have that little corner?
SPEAKER_03Uh yeah. The paper does not match that, but the paper does seem to match the diary. Uh the diary has a log of operations in the hotel. As you read, you get the sense that Baldrick is a little bit of a busybody. Um, he seems to be including in this diary like a lot of personal business about his guests. You see, he goes uh uh on one page, Roll and Raina, dash, found pills in their room. Interesting. They seem to like pills. They ha he has this for a couple of people. He says, you know, Boris, inflated sense of his children's worth, looking to be booked elsewhere, but uh unable to get a bite. You see that the page from about a month ago is torn out. And after that it gets professional as fuck. Like he's not really talking much about Nerva. He's not really he doesn't say anything about the arrival of Katya. He goes, you know, guest uh arrived, zoologist, that's it. Something changed for him a month ago.
SPEAKER_07Ware Valdric!
SPEAKER_01You think Valdric's the werewolf?
SPEAKER_07Maybe he's a were man. What changed between What? Maybe something took over him. He looks different. Or he sounds different in these pages.
SPEAKER_01Or maybe now he's being threatened.
SPEAKER_07By who? Katya.
SPEAKER_06Why? Or the person that came a month ago.
SPEAKER_01Nerva?
SPEAKER_06Katya came two weeks ago, she said. Oh. That would have been Nerva who came a month ago. Nerva came a month ago.
SPEAKER_01Maybe he's just afraid of God. Nerva is the high weaver.
SPEAKER_06Yeah.
SPEAKER_03You hear a knock on the door. Sorry, it's just me, it's it's Yemma. Oh.
SPEAKER_01Oh hi. Come on in. Yeah, come in.
SPEAKER_03She comes in and she closes the door behind her. I don't know if I should be here right now, but you all are trustworthy and I I need you to hear this.
SPEAKER_06Okay.
SPEAKER_07Nerva's a werewolf. Yeah.
SPEAKER_03Oh, I mean, no, but she's but she's not. Yes. Yes. Is she a good werewolf? I n she is so good. She is so she came out here specifically to be away from the city, to be away from other people. She has locked herself up. She got out a couple nights ago, but not last night.
SPEAKER_07That must have been the um Oh, that must be what we saw on the road.
SPEAKER_03I I I promise you she is innocent.
SPEAKER_07I believe you. Thank God.
SPEAKER_02And you say you were with her last night.
SPEAKER_03I I was. I I was asleep. I can't guarantee that she stayed in her chains, but I know her. She got out. Was she here? I don't I'm I'm almost she was in her chains in the morning. She was in her change when I went to sleep. Sh and if if something happened, if she had broken out, she would have told me.
SPEAKER_01Does Valdrick know that she's does anyone else know?
SPEAKER_07Is anyone else a werewolf? Is anyone else a werewolf? Nice.
SPEAKER_01I don't know, but I I I maybe maybe if he found out, I don't know. Well, we also found out that uh there's two druids here.
SPEAKER_03That can wild shape.
SPEAKER_01That can wild shape.
SPEAKER_03Okay, so maybe that has something to do with it.
SPEAKER_01Well, either somebody knows and is trying to frame them, or it's just a coincidence.
SPEAKER_06Does anyone know like anyone wouldn't be coming to hurt her?
SPEAKER_03No, I mean she she she was bitten like a month ago. Oh yeah. By who? Who bit her? She was doing some like work out in the farther reaches around the the mountains around Ariaks. And, you know, she was attacked and she survived, but that meant that she contracted like anthropy, so she made her way here looking for me to try to, you know, I'm all I'm always around. I'm around it any anywhere there's a theater, I'm around. Sure. And you know, she was she transformed that first night, but we kept her hidden, we put together a contingency kit, we Does she know what she does?
SPEAKER_02Does she have any memory of what happens the night before?
SPEAKER_03That's the hard thing if she doesn't. You know, I we weren't gonna tell you, but I think that it's probably better to tell you. You're on the up and up, and I I I I don't think that she's guilty. Give her a fair shake.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, I b I b I think we believe you. I think we're just trying to figure out the the what happened.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, what the hell can you help us too? Um Did anything particular happen on this day? Like, and I show the log where I'm like, Aldric went from being a uh gossipy bitch to uh a pretty uh professional person with uh this day.
SPEAKER_03She goes looks at it and goes, That's the first night that um she stayed in the cabin. That was her first full night here. Did she turn that night? Uh yeah, but sh I watched her all that night. She did not leave.
SPEAKER_02Maybe he saw it too.
SPEAKER_06But why wouldn't he tell someone? Maybe he did tell someone. Maybe he told Katya, and that's why Katya came. To hunt her. Yeah.
SPEAKER_07Maybe she doesn't know who it is. She's just guessing. Why kill Boris?
SPEAKER_03You hear another knock on the door.
SPEAKER_07Yes!
SPEAKER_03Sorry, um uh it's Voldric. Uh may I come in? I guess. Yeah. He he he he opens the door and he goes, uh I I want to uh inform you that uh you will not have to worry anymore for your safety, Master Rex. We have cracked it and we will be rectifying the situation. You're all good to um enjoy your evening. Uh please. Uh we haven't cracked it. What happened?
SPEAKER_08What?
SPEAKER_03Uh well uh uh I was looking back at uh I I thought maybe it would be good for me to good for me to investigate as well, in addition to you, and I found I I went into that high priestess's room. And I you won't believe what I found. You see, he holds out a pair of snowy boots. Oh guys. And why is there still snow on him? He also holds out uh a key for that empty room. These were both in Nerva's room.
SPEAKER_07How do we know that? How do we know you didn't just find them in your room and bring them out here?
SPEAKER_03Please rest assured, we're we are sending our best, our our most skilled combatants right now to Nerva. We will have this rectified and you will be saved.
SPEAKER_07Well, let's run to the I wanna look out the window. Yeah.
SPEAKER_03You look out the window and you see uh uh Katya and uh you know Katya looking determined and Bale just looking kind of commanded walking towards Yemma's cabin.
SPEAKER_02We gotta go. No! Tell him to stop. Yeah, tell him to stand down.
SPEAKER_03You see, Valdric goes, I apologize, but we seem to have ample evidence that she is a werewolf.
SPEAKER_06Okay, Patch might run out the door and I cast I cast uh a sorcerer's burst at Katya.
SPEAKER_03Great. Um, so the window open, you're on the second floor. Yeah, you shoot a sorcerer's burst out, and Janet, you're jumping out the window.
SPEAKER_01Jumping out the window.
SPEAKER_03Patch, what are you doing?
SPEAKER_05I guess I'll carefully climb down.
SPEAKER_03Start clambering down.
unknownUh-huh.
SPEAKER_10I want to punch Valdrick in the face.
SPEAKER_03Hell yeah. As you rear back to punch Valdrick in the face, that's where we're gonna end the session. It all makes sense now.
SPEAKER_05So good. I've got goosebumps.
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SPEAKER_03Yeah, well, currently you're in a room that has one big bed that is heart-shaped.
SPEAKER_05We're in a honeymoon suite. We're in that big bed together, right? No, I'm on an Ottoman. Oh, okay.
SPEAKER_03Patch. Let me draw an Ottoman onto the map of that room.
SPEAKER_06Um What kind of pants are they wearing? The Ottoman. No, the Ottoman. Yeah. From the Ottoman Empire. It's a robot. What kind of pants? No.
SPEAKER_10It can't all be winners because I was thinking like automaton Ottoman.
SPEAKER_06Oh, Automan, yeah. I was thinking, you know, 19th, 18th century empire. I'm on a footstool.
SPEAKER_04Yeah.
SPEAKER_06And you were And what kind of pants? Size seven.